Fight Professor

Favorite films

  • The U.S. vs. John Lennon
  • Natural Born Killers
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  • Ozzy: Crown Prince of the Darkness

All
  • The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

    ★★★½

  • The Final Countdown

    ★★½

  • Blue Planet II

    ★★★★½

  • Still Smokin

    ★★½

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One Hundred Epiphanies (Not Zeitgeist)

2012

★★★★½ Watched

Wow. Those human experiments in the first part of this doc are some scary stuff. Humanity is a failure.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

2019

1

I hope Kylo Ren is shirtless during the entire movie.

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Bloodsport

1988

★★★★ 1

Frank Dux, the grandmaster of bullshido. The fact that this is supposed to be based on true events is the biggest joke in film history. I can't deny that it is entertaining as fuck though.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

2017

½ 7

This is what happens when you let a complete moron do a Star Wars movie. I sensed it coming but I could never imagine it being this bad. Every single thing about this movie is absolute horror, it even manages to be worse than TFA. Rey becomes an even worse Mary Sue and we don't get any backstory on anything that's important. Also they destroy Luke's character. Fuck you Rian Johnson and fuck you Disney!