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would rather be murdered by the serial killer than make out with a kid named kale who spies on me 24/7

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imagine carrying a baby 9 whole months and going through the pain of childbirth only to call it kale

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Shia LaBeouf literally tells his love interest that she’s not like other girls because she likes pizza chips

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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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murderer scary but 17 year old boy watching girls through his window scarier

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Never in my life have I wanted to badly to reach into my screen and firmly shake a female character and tell her that someone stalking you is not sweet or romantic

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Disturbia is like somebody's younger brother who nobody likes because he's not as cool as the older brother but still manages to have at least one friend who would play with him from time to time.

Rear Window is that older brother.

I'll be your friend Disturbia!

Review by alex todd 🧟‍♂️ ★★★½ Liked

imagine a world where you live next door to your crush and a serial killer. sounds perfect

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I’ve never seen a house with so many windows in my entire life

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when he stalks you for weeks 😍

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when she reads book and eats pizza flavored chips 😍😍🔥

Review by demi adejuyigbe ★★★

Mostly enjoyed it as a thriller, really really REALLY hated it as a teen romance story. A real waste of Carrie Anne-Moss, I tell ya