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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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If you can explain the ridiculous and nonsensical mythology that's suddenly and randomly added to the franchise here, congratulations! You are apparently the smartest human being on the planet!

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I love to hate this terrible movie; a movie where the title is a lie, testicle-head Jason gets absolutely LIT UP and is replaced by a demon slug that takes over people’s bodies, awful characters spout awful dialogue and get awful death scenes, a coroner chows down on Jason’s still beating heart, a total weirdo finger-breaking bounty hunter hunts down Jason’s spirit with a magical dagger, Jason’s previously unreferenced sister is just out there living her best life, guys jams out to elevator music in their car, a dude gets melted alive into a rotting pile of goop, diner employees yell at a mother to throw her crying baby out on the street, Jason gets eventually dragged into Hell by Muppet hands, and we get an infamous crossover tease that wouldn’t actually come to fruition for another decade. 

What a horrible film. It’s the best.

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Jason’s head be looking like chewed bubble gum

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why lie for the timeline, this movie was so boring so i listened to garden song by phoebe bridgers on repeat during the whole thing 
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So work tried to kill me yesterday. In case anyone didn’t know, I’m currently in nursing school and working as a nursing assistant in an assisted living facility until I’m done and lemme just tell you that I earn every damn penny I get. Anywho, I needed some Jason in my life after my last shift almost caused a nervous breakdown and I decided to watch the one sequel I haven’t seen since I ed Letterboxd so here we are.

I know this one gets shit on by basically everyone, but it keeps getting better every time I see it and this last watch was one I particularly loved. Sure, it would be nice is actual Jason was in more…

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this movie is cool but whys the poster look like jasons debut on no limit records

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when Friday the 13th movies were just poor Jason Voorhees protecting his lovely lakeside property from rowdy, tresing youth? Because I do. I miss that.

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So this is the, uh, MOST 90's Friday The 13th Movie? It has Dana Scully hair, FBI taskforces armed with what appear to be tactical nukes, slow-motion shoot-outs, barbed-wire compounds holding cowboy-hatted serial-murderer-hunters, tabloid tv and some pretty awful tie/vest combos, and, you know, body-jumping hellworms.

As a faithful reader of my endless rambling, you will have come to surmise that I love every iteration of the Friday The 13th franchise, no matter how threadbare or ridiculous, and I have accepted and loved many tales of Jason but I it I am still, nearly 25 years later, sort of? having a difficult time accepting Jason as a fetal hellworm vomited mouth-to-mouth. I am, however, totally cool with a coroner going…

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Jason Goes To Hell and he really should stay there so we don't get anymore of these movies.