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realizing my favorite kind of conflict in movies are those who could easily be resolved by a threesome

6

can't believe ewan mcgregor was out there lookin like THAT in 1994 and my useless ass wasn't even born yet. What's my damage

5

ire how successful this is at being so many different movies at once:
~a paranoid parable about how quickly distrust can unravel the closest-knit friendships 

~a lyrically edited and claustrophobic crime story that knows exactly who/what to focus on in order to stay engaging (the protagonists’ turmoil and NOT the detectives’ investigation ... who CARES about procedurals! not danny boyle thank GOD)

~an elusive fantasy about being twenty-something and able to afford living in a huge beautiful apartment in the city with your roommate ewan mcgregor whom you just performed one of the all-time intimate acts with: corpse burial 

1

ewan mcgregor as alex:
me: so true king can i have your number

5

This all could’ve been avoided if they had just let the dorky ginger kid be their roommate

13

Is christopher eccleston hot or is it just the glasses please send help

2

i need to die misunderstood

1

if ewan mcgregor wanted to kill me and steal all my money i would simply let him

Review by Vivian ★★★★½

every single outfit in this is A Look

Review by liam f ★★★★ Liked

the moral of the story is to never let your friends peer pressure you into dismembering a human body

Review by aaron ★★★★ Liked

ewan mcgregor kiss me on the lips challenge

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when she stepped on ewan mcgregor.....yeah