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this is what we call: "a penis movie"

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Oh such beautiful natural landscapes of EnglaNUN RAPE ORGY UNHOLY VISIONS ROMAN COCK SERPENT JESUS FEVER DREAM.

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This movie is fucking insane in all the right ways. Hugh Grant wields a giant sword. There are phallic symbols in every scene. There are the silliest dream sequences you can imagine, and there are other parts that look like they could've been the rough draft for the Black Lodge sequences on Twin Peaks. There's an absurdly convoluted backstory, and it manages to fit in snakes, vampires, dragons, the Romans, pagans, and more into an hour and a half.

October count: 14/31.

Review by eely 🌙 ★★ Liked

peter capaldi excavates a giant skull and screams “YEEHAW” in the first scene and that is the least weird thing that happens in this movie

Review by Nea Ching(y) ★★★★★ Liked

"whoops i dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong"

- Lady Sylvia Marsh

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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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whatever happened to throwing in a cheeky saxophone riff every time there’s a hot lady onscreen

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UNBELIEVABLY horny and deranged 5/5

Great early performances by Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi

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dream sequences that I can only describe as “Encarta porn”

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i don't understand how ken russell can be a straight guy when he makes films like this, like, how? how does that make any sense? it doesn't seem possible... the world is filled with miracles.

Review by Matt Erspamer ★★★½ Liked

great job director of photography dick bush

Review by fran hoepfner ★★★★ Liked

not only a movie about grad school, but also changing your outfit five times in one day. I loved it!