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Police academy but if it was super horny and low budget. Everyone really wants to party 80s style despite being cops. The sleaze is real. This is def a movie boys in the 80s watched to see some boobies on late night cable.

The story is of beautiful police cadets in training who uncover an underage porno/prostitute ring and aim to take it down. Except the main character literally makes a porno with w the hunky porn star. But she gets her guy I guess? I thought the male ho's name was Chucky Longmeat, but it's really just Chucky Long. What a missed opportunity!

Anyway despite the horrible synopsis I did actually get a kick out of how bad this…

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A scathing condemnation of the criminalization of sex work, Vice Academy could be seen as a PSA for legalization/unionization of the oldest profession in the world.

LOL.. JK!

This is just a silly B movie with plenty of cheese, horny hijinks and babes with big '80s hair. Naturally, we also get to see some boobies.

It's all extremely dumb, but I enjoyed every second of it.

Sleazy, but fun!

4

Kid me loved watching this movie in my room late on a weekend on USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shear because it was something my parents would have flipped out about if they knew I was watching. Adult me still loves this because it’s just so damn endearing and I’m sorry all y’all haterzzz don’t know how to appreciate true low rent C-grade trash the way I do.

It looks like it cost about $5 to make and I know I say that about quite a few films, but really this one seriously does. But it’s so wonderfully endearing! Every actor takes their role to heart so you just know everyone had a blast making this and when that shows…

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Vice Academy on bluray in a 2K transfer is basically the stuff my dreams are made of. Seriously, I’d be willing to bet at some point I dreamed about obtaining this movie in a very special edition. And you wouldn’t want it in a 4K transfer anyway because movies like this aren’t meant to be seen in such pristine form. They’re meant to be seen late at night when nobody else is up to judge your life and you can wallow in all the glorious sleaze and sex and nudity and terrible jokes!

Linnea is a goddess and it’s honestly a shame that we don’t have more mainstream movies featuring Ginger Lynn because she’s legitimately a decent actress. And by didn’t…

3

Blazed Out Wannabe-Cop Shawnee Blissfully Involuntarily Losing Her Stakeout-Attentional Focus Whilst Rocking Out To Severe Tire Damage At Maximum Volume In A Police Van Named SCUZZZ Is Now A GIF In A Permanent Loop In My Brain Somehow Representing My Brain To Itself Except When It Loses Track Thanks Vice Academy You Are The Best Ever When I Am Down When I Am Feeling Blue Knowledge Of The Very Existence Of Vice Academy Shall Forever Be A Light In The Greatest Of Darkness <3 <3

4

Oh boy – talk about disappointing. Vice Academy is painfully unfunny and too cartoonish, chaste, and tame to generate true sex appeal. It’s loaded with childish sound effects (a big pet peeve of mine) and features a character who only exists to get hit in the nuts. Sure, it features Ginger Lynn Allen, Linnea Quigley, and Karen Russell but Rick Sloane’s film never properly uses them, electing to focus mostly on the “comedic” aspects of the film and forgetting to bring the sleaze almost entirely. The end product is a movie seemingly designed without a core audience in mind – Vice Squad is too sophomoric for adults and not raunchy enough for the teenage demographic. Save your time and watch…

Review by Dave Taylor ★★★

A movie where a child-molesting porn star is captured, incapacitated and repeatedly raped by a police officer in training.

But... you know...played as a goofy comedy.

God, I love the 80’s!

6

This was just plain ol silly fun. A quirky low budget sleazefest that oozes with charm and cheese. I think it's supposed to be funny but the humor is so flat that it ends up providing unintentional awkward moments instead. Which I guess is still kinda funny?

If you've seen Rick Sloane's Hobgoblins or Blood Theatre you will know what you are in for. And I can't help but love that clunky off kilter style of his. The guy was a pro at B movie trainwrecks and this is no different.

Linnea Quigley is great as usual and the other actors all pull their weight too. Unfortunately the whole Police/action/comedy aspects just don't interest me as much as a B…

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Pretty much what you think, meaning Linnea > all of the rest of this but it's still ok. She is the best and this is a movie I watched on my way to having watched every Sloane that ever sloaned no matter how terrible! This one makes 7/15.

I am tired and grouchy for no real reason and it feels like a 'secretly shame watch comfort movies for the thousanth time and don't log them' night. Cause watching movies all day long is so stressful, I need a break. Anyway, back tomorrow! I just got Carry on Screaming in the mail and hoping to get Hillbillies in a Haunted House tomorrow if the postal service person can manage not to break…

Review by robyn ★★★

no film with linnea quigley and ginger lynne allen is going to be bad.

like a cross between police academy and carry on films, linnea is so unafraid of looking like an idiot I've never seen nothing quite like it.

Review by Supernatural Horror ★★★ Liked

Police Academy, but with scream queens and porn stars. Both know how to please an audience.

Review by 🍁 Alatorre's Nightmares 🍁 ★★★½ Liked

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille...

I'm an easy person: I read Linnea Quigley, I watch.

I haven't even seen Police Academy but who gives a shit when you can watch these girls defeating prostitution in their underwear instead. Beware, Hollywood Blvd... cause there's a crew with no permission and a camera driving a bunch of hookers in the back of their van!!!

The world needs to give more credit to Karen Russell, that's actually a brilliant way to distract your assailant. This is exactly the kind of brainless straight-to-video fun I was looking for. Technically terrible and has some of the most akward silences ever cause probably nobody thought of recording room tone and there wasn't enough money…