Sage

i get high and then watch movies and sometimes when I review them I say something smart but mostly i’m just high ❤️

Favorite films

  • Stardust
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • TÁR
  • Twisters

All
  • The Mask of Zorro

    ★★★½

  • The Secret of NIMH

  • Bring Her Back

    ★★½

  • The Devil Wears Prada

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The Mask of Zorro

1998

★★★½ Liked Watched

Okay.

Why did he kill so many horses just to get that one horse that he never rode again???? What happened to his horse??? He rode like 6 other horses this movie and none of them were the one he blew up that stable for…

And why did he start that fire at the end when there were still people locked in cages above dynamite? 

I need him.

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Dune: Part Two

2024

★★★★★ Liked 6

So glad everyone is having the best movie experience of their life… I had to pee so bad that every time the music would crescendo and rattle the theater I thought I was going to piss myself right there in that seat. At one point I even weighed the costs vs the benefits of peeing my pants. Luckily, I survived. I’ll have to see this movie again without a big cup of soda so I can actually watch it. Fuck my life

Update: Dune 2 gave me a UTI I should’ve just peed

The Social Network

2010

★★ 3

Terrible movie to watch while high. He talks too fast. The background music was loud in every scene I couldn’t even hear what people were saying and I constantly thought something bad was gonna happen like that the zip line to the pool would kill somebody.

All I wanted to do when this movie ended was to google “is Andrew Garfield happy?” The entire film I just wanted to put bread on the sides of his head and squeeze his elongated skull.

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