Fuck that dog that shit was deliberate

Fuck this movie for having like four of best action sequences I’ve seen in years and then spreading them out between two billion years of awful hacker dialogue and the most boring plot ever convinced by man

I have never experienced anything like the nanosecond Covet by Basement started to play. Genuine CIA Guantanamo level torture holding in a laugh watching some fucking guy drop the single worst joker monologue of all time. The audio mixing made it sound like the song was just playing from someone’s instagram reels behind me. Truly a fucking calamity of a movie

Highlight of this was standing up at the end and watching 50 film students scurry to letterboxd like rats off a sinking ship