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Walter White will never be balli—

My favorite character was the llamas

Imagine thinking this isn’t one of the best musicals

Man

Way better than I from when I was a tween! Constantine shoulda sung This Day Aria though

How can I watch this? There’s no Lin-Manuel Miranda and Eisa Davis songs!

No offense Mr. Sondheim but "Someone in a Tree" is your favorite song you've ever written? Huh?? Did you forget you wrote "Being Alive" and "Maria" and "A Little Priest" and "Children Will Listen" and "Too Many Mornings" and "Getting Married Today" and "Not A Day Goes By" and "Move On" and and and??????

I mean yeah, "Someone in a Tree" is good but... huh??

Yes yes yes

No no no

RELEASE THE “THAT’LL SHOW HIM” CUT!!!!!

“The Baboon Congress” that’s just regular Congress haha GOTTEM 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Anyway this movie was not good

…Am I gonna get my theater kid license revoked if I say this didn’t fully live up to the hype for me?

No William, the Alvin and the Chipmunks Easter special is not a realistic depiction of American civil procedure

Why is it called that when the castle itself isn’t important to the story

Great Comet fans watching Russian people elope: “OMG this is just like Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812”

The Academy is stinky for not nominating Jesse Eisenberg in acting smh

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I can’t believe they yassified my boy

Ao Bing has Nike eyebrows

"You kiss your mom on the mouth?"

Happy birthday Buster

It was cute. When Mr. Wolf was blue I laughed

Some parts of it were kinda funny and cute but it’s just so awful and incompetent overall that I can’t rate it higher than this. I have no patience for bad movies that make fun of the viewer for even watching them. This was worse than Red One, and getting to look at a cute cat couldn’t save it because she wasn’t even in it that much.

Happy Groundhog Day!

A rich and gorgeous show with a classic operatic feel, but why does its synopsis on Letterboxd spoil a big reveal about Clara in the first sentence and have an obvious grammatical error?

"Bienvenidos a la Francia" alone is a better song than any of the ones from Emilia Pérez

WOOO BEST MOVIE EVER IF YOU WERE ME AT AGE 12

Uhhhh Sharpay should have just killed Amber fr

"Jean Kayak, stop shooting rockets" -Penelope Scott

The only movie it's ever taken me three years to rewatch with my friends

#BigBangGang

I read Crime & Punishment in high school and would probably give it an 8/10

Dude why did you give your transfem character a deadname that starts with “Man” 💀 That’s J. K. Rowling-core

Speaking of analogies, “My door is not God’s door” kinda sounds like a Steven Sater lyric. But bad. This movie is bad. Lol

I don't like Wallace in this and thought the movie was just okay (I'm not a Wallace and Gromit fan) but James liked it and that's all that matters

OMG character actress Margo Martindale hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 💕💕💕💕

This movie was 2 scary 4 me 🥺 Can see why Jessica DeFino likes it tho

The Handshake was very good

It’s shark time baby

This is a Capulet party 🎈 🎊🍾🥳 WE are Montagues 😱😳😮😲🤯😯😟 THEY will KILL US!!!!! 🔪💀😭😰🙀😨😧💥

Slop movie with slop CGI

Cute and well done! Barbie Christmas Carol clears though

This isn’t even my favorite Christmas-almost-not-happening movie in stop motion where a reindeer leaves the North Pole, goes into a city, and gets chased by a dog catcher

The song “Not Sorry for Loving You” came up on shuffle on the drive to the theater and I told James “This is the sadness appetizer before the main course”

HOLY SHRIMP I was not expecting it to be THIS GOOD??? Gelphie sparring was something I didn’t know I needed wow— this is everything 12-year-old Wicked-obsessed Jess ever dreamed of. I could nitpick a couple things but who cares man, it’s got so much fantastic stuff. Best musical movie since Tick Tick Boom 🔥

Ready Player One for guys who are weeaboos for ancient Rome

I haven’t seen the original musical before, but I’ve listened to the cast album a lot and was caught off guard by many of the changes (RIP Shug’s “Is that me I don’t recognize” part in What About Love). It felt like a lot of the songs were cut short, but they did at least have a lot of cool visuals. And great performances obviously! 💜💜💜

The fact this has a 3 on Letterboxd made me think that hey, even if it’s not a good adaptation of Lewis’s dark, hectic, classic Gothic novel, it’s at least going to be funny bad, right?

No. Don’t watch this. It took a source material so wild and over-the-top it could easily have been a camp masterpiece, and made it dull and plotless. It can’t even get the characters’ names right. “Valerio”?? Not to go all Fairly Oddparents meme on you but 🗣️ HIS NAME IS ROSARIO! 🗣️ Way to go, erasing the rosary name symbolism— and replacing the Edenic snake symbolism with a centipede for some reason— and omitting the Bleeding Nun and the demons and all the coolest things about the book. RIP Raymond de Las Cisternas 😔😔

I think this might be, bar none, the worst book-to-movie adaptation I’ve ever seen. If Matthew Lewis tried to seek revenge for it as a ghost, I would not be surprised.

Bravo Jimmy

On a scale of 1 to 10, this is how I’d rate this movie’s performance

I was having a fun time ironically enjoying this for the first hour or so but once the James plotline kicked in I completely checked out

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Fantastic movie but it didn’t need to be that long, I thought we were in the third act halfway through

Also, my take on the Raft Discourse: Jack is clearly shown trying to get on but then making them capsize, so no, he couldn’t have fit. BUT. What if the diamond was so heavy that it weighed Rose down, and they both could’ve fit if she had dropped it in the ocean sooner. That would be funny I think

…Do you even need to tag spoilers for this movie at this point? Whatever I’ll do it just to be on the safe side

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This movie is 2 scary 4 me 😔😔😔😔

But the forklift mecha battle was pretty cool

Me           Shizuku
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Choosing Whisper of the Heart over studying (and it being worth it)

It's my birthday and James said I could pick the movie :))

“Romeo my son”

Films I watched for a 200-level film class I'm taking in my last term of college.

If I'm a woman and I'm taking a film class called Women in Film, does that make me a woman in film in Women in film?

1. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
2. The Lady Eve
3. Rear Window
4. Queen Christina
5. Vertigo
6. Gilda
7. Rosemary's Baby
8. Alien
9. Belle de Jour
10. Black Narcissus

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I'm in a Jane Austen literature class this term (fall 2023) where we screen Austen-related film adaptations every Thursday night, so I thought it'd be fun to rank them according to my opinion/enjoyment of each. The term is ten weeks in total and covers most of Austen's works.

1. Pride & Prejudice
2. Becoming Jane
3. Pride and Prejudice
4. Bride & Prejudice
5. Northanger Abbey
6. Bridget Jones's Diary

   "Why is this four stars but below three and a half star films" listen I only gave it 4 stars because camp

7. Sense and Sensibility

   Critically I should rank this higher but I'm mad at it for not being exactly like the version of the story I pictured when I read the novel

8. Clueless
9. Emma.

   Okay listen: not a fave for me, but I can concede it's the *prettiest* film on this list.

10. Persuasion

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel I. Presage Flower
• Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel II. Lost Butterfly
• Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel III. Spring Song
• Fate/strange Fake -Whispers of Dawn-

• Fate/Grand Order: First Order
• Fate/Grand Order: Moonlight/Lostroom

• Fate/Grand Order the Movie: Divine Realm of the Round Table: Camelot Wandering; Agateram
• Fate/Grand Order Final Singularity – Grand Temple of Time: Solomon