The Royal Tenenbaums

2001

★★★★★ 4

Raw, unclean, tender, so fucking aggressively melancholy. Messy and unorganized but you wouldn’t change a thing. Royal Tenenbaums is such an unfiltered middle point for Wes Andersons increase in perfecting his style. The very roots of the underlying sadness that accompanies the brightest and warmest colors. I wanna fucking live in that house FUCK

The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

2023

★★★★ 18

Story within a story within a story within a story all putting images in your head about stories that you’re not seeing but still seeing just like the stories that’s being told to you in a gloriously funny and gorgeous way with little mini people and sick ass sets moved by people you never are supposed to see but see them over seeing the stories being told about seeing things

Mountainhead

2025

★★★ 6

Most unrealistic part is the tech bro having a
switch instead of a steam deck

🫶Ramy Youssef🫶

Jane Austen Wrecked My Life

2024

★★★★ 1

So cute so cute so cute so cute so cute so cute

Bring Her Back

2025

★★★ 6

Fosters Home For Demented Kids

Following the Philippou brothers for a while with their YouTube days and seeing their success with Talk To Me, it’s amazing to notice their personality shine through and stand out in the horror scene. Yet this early in their cinematic careers something feels like it’s being held back. When they choose to be visceral and over the top that’s when their movies are standing above all, but it’s those quieter more personal moments that feel…

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★½ Liked 25

The first hour: “here’s what’s you missed on Glee” 

The following hours: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE THIS SHIT IS THE GREATEST ACTION SET PIECE IN THE HISTORY OF MAN NOT EVEN NATHAN DRAKE SURVIVING THIS SHIT

Sinners

2025

★★★★½ 10

Rewatched as my first 70mm IMAX movie and damn near cried at the first frame

Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★½ Liked 8

Dude Perfect ass deaths bro 💀

(Complimentary)

Friendship

2024

★★★★ 18

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Cat People

1982

★★★★ 11

SEX. PUSSY. SEX. BLOOD. TITS. PUSSY. CATS. INCEST???? SEX. DEATH. Ed Begley Jr. TITS. CATS.


Great movie

Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★ Liked 14

Doesn’t even crack top 5 evil things Elaine Benes has done

Crash

1996

★★★★½ 11

These mf’s would love beamNG

Definitely my favorite Cronenberg so far, I mean despite the freaky insane death fueled sex it’s also just fucking cool. Elevated by a score that just teleports me to a back alley to bash my head it while giving me a handy. 

Unreal