Fredo McBoxhead’s review published on Letterboxd:
This movie is dumb. The villains are not scary. The new ship crew does absolutely nothing and their personalities are nothing. It's clever and meta for exactly 30 minutes out of 2 and a half hours. The new Morpheus is too goofy. Just because you say "hehe, people who buy into these cash grab movies are dumb" while being a cash grab movie yourself is a quick way to make sure this steaming dumpster fire of a franchise is forgotten. No Way Home deserved the billion. Also, guns. A few guns here and there. So much to say but that's for another spoiler review should I actually what I saw.