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focused on horror & sleazy movies
socialphobia since '96 but i'm trying my best

Favorite films

  • Re-Animator
  • House of 1000 Corpses
  • Beetlejuice
  • Pet Shop of Horrors

All
  • Wrong Turn

    ★★

  • Big Monster on Campus

    ★★½

  • Jeepers Creepers 2

    ★★★

  • Salem's Lot

    ★★½

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Cemetery Man

1994

★★★★★ Liked 10

Poor sad sco.
Trapped in a world that doesn't love him but can't do without him. Not liked by anyone but accepted as a useful mean. He lives outside of society because his only company is death.
He desires what we all desire. He wants love. He desires it so much that it becomes an obsession. An obsession that will destroy his beloved and his only friend.
He tries everything to avoid his fate. Wants to escape and live a…

A Nightmare on Elm Street

1984

★★★★★ Liked 7

Groundbreaking at that time. Featuring a young handsome Johnny Depp in his first role in a movie. Btw, he owes that to Wes Craven's daughter, who had a crush on him during the casting.

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Wrong Turn

2003

★★ 1

"Wrong Turn" kind of floats in that murky space between old-school, overused backwoods horror clichés and a modern-day cannibal picnic – minus the weird charm of vintage exploitation. It never really kicks into gear. The pacing's slow, borderline dull, and even when the hillbillies finally break out the bow and arrow, it's more of a shrug than a shock. The movie clearly wants to be a tribute to 70s and 80s horror, but honestly, it never gives me much reason…

Big Monster on Campus

2000

★★½ 1

Two students kill the school weirdo, and a nerdy scientist's son thinks he can save the day by bringing him back with a spare brain from his dad's lab. Bad idea - the brain belonged to a serial killer. The once-shy nerd's behavior quickly changes. Things escalate as Halloween night approaches. This horror comedy tries to mix Frankenstein with teen movie clichés and throw in some satire. It's all been done before. Nothing new, not very funny (except one or two decent laughs). Totally skippable.

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From Dusk Till Dawn

1996

★★★★ Liked 4

„All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got (sniffs) smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde…

The Hills Have Eyes

1977

★★★½ Liked 5

Beast isn‘t just a dog. He‘s THE DAWG! 🫡