I don't understand why he wasn't a monkey?

Right, look, this isn't good. In fact, it's bad.
But you know what? This is an insanely watchable film.
Who are those kids at the start/end of the film? What happened to Nelson and Nicole? Why don't they use their psychic powers for anything other than helping the other get into clubs? It doesn't matter.
Why is George still at college if he graduated at the age of 8? What happened to the romance subplots? Why does the poster show…