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robocop if it wasn't breathtakingly mid

there was an air supply song playing for the entirety of a scene so i'm fully willing to believe this is perfect

rip tony todd

i was gonna write something quirky but this movie genuinely hurts

this is like black panther for people who eat their toenail clippings

we got some more robertkino this year and you decide to sleep on it? awful people

i like rico's large expressive eyes almost like a kitty cat or some kind of tarsier

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talking dog. australian

i like the violence and the one guy flipping off the cameraman i didn't pay attention to the other gobbledigook

he's sexy and has autistic furry host rizz

i have more reason to believe why hutter would cut his bread like an idiot in this version

i might be too stupid for this movie

i watched like 20 minutes but she was just really annoying and reminded me of my aunt

i physically regret watching this sober

this is like if you mised the entire story as a scary dutch picture book

my dad call me tim but not because i'm tiny you know what i'm saying brother

reason for the season

kicking my feet and giggling and squealing and pissing and shitting whenever they did the thing

this is like having a dl hookup with nathan fielder

i was gonna make a joke about including the munchkin hanging himself in part 2 but the munchkins are just normal people in this movie so it would just be a regular guy hanging himself i guess

a guy died because he eats an egg

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I have to go take a p ee

slept on raimikino yet again

i hope after this dana carvey went home and puked on his wife

am i not cannibaly enough for the cannibal club?

i'm a sportacus elf truther

i like when movies are really strange and then end on a bummer note

there's very few movies that leave me on the edge of my seat but by golly

fully alien experience. i went in knowing everything that happens but even then nothing could prepare me for what i feasted my eyes and ears upon

wilford brimley puts his fingers in a dudes mouth

happy to report there's more penis destruction

this movie was lots of fun

i want to pull back the kid's glasses strap like a rubber band and let go so it makes a sharp thwack noise

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music knocked me friggin socks off

he might be the best slasher killer ever he poops he pees and sucks his fingers and eats good food

saturn is a terrific planet that means when it goes into retrograde it will cause things to be really funny

Watched on Friday September 13, 2024.

this is the movie i was most afraid of being nostalgia bait and somehow it was the least nostalgia baity of this year

i never watched this fully so seeing lydia not be his best friend like the cartoon was really weird to me

this seemed fine for 30 minutes and then became irredeemable

i physically don't any of the characters' names or anything meaningful that happened

i had terrible shits during this movie that may have informed my opinion but it was ultimately just kinda a standard overly busy CGI adventure with le funny callbacks

i mentally checked out halfway through when i realized the funny butt ass naked man part was over

this is like all the innocence of a 1930's movie but corrupted and cynical, all of the hope by the main character is misguided and coming from a place of desperation for childlike freedom from sentience

genuinely one of the best movies i've seen and very uncomfortable watch

i liked this movie but the wolverine mask looks fucking stupid in real life

this movie like exhausts all interest you could have within about 20 minutes so it just becomes an annoying soggy cereal experience