“The 1980s hottest slasher flick is Slumber Party Massacre- It’s got everything: Butts, Boobies, Doobies, Canadien Tuxedos, Concerned Teachers, Fridge Bodies, Grey haired psycho killers, and a Human tablecloth.” 

“What’s a human tablecloth?”

“It’s when a character eats a slice of pizza off the dead pizza delivery man while a crazy person is stalking her from inside the house.”

“Ok but what about films for normal horror movie fans, Stefon?”

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If you were curious, yes an I Think You Should Leave clip is shown

Joe Bob's Drive-In Birthday Film #1

Hooptober 7.0 
-6 Decades (2/6 - 1930s)

Three act structure used to perfection. I can totally see how this scared the hell out of people 90 YEARS AGO. In that context, it’s a pretty brutal film. Now I can finally appreciate Young Frankenstein even more!

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God I needed this