If this movie was in Smell-O-Vision the entire audience would out in under five minutes.

The inglorious bastard cousin of Inglourious Basterds.

How I curry favor by bringing hand grenades to work.

Every time Café du Monde runs out of beignets.

Going forward, you’ll never want to watch a play that doesn’t include:

*Cowboys
*Gladiators
*Egyptians
*Freddy Kruger

Surprisingly dry for a movie set underwater.