Letterboxd 4v3r4n Haley https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/ Letterboxd - Haley The Amateur 6y1r3a 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/the-amateur-2025/ letterboxd-review-916776100 Sun, 15 Jun 2025 14:24:56 +1200 2025-06-14 No The Amateur 2025 3.5 1087891 <![CDATA[

6u532b

wait, is the CIA bad ???

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Last Breath 42h2x 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/last-breath-2025/ letterboxd-review-914895320 Fri, 13 Jun 2025 15:35:29 +1200 2025-06-12 No Last Breath 2025 3.5 972533 <![CDATA[

i can’t even get on the submarine ride at disneyland without having a panic attack

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Eephus 1j7036 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/eephus/ letterboxd-review-913230506 Wed, 11 Jun 2025 14:53:54 +1200 2025-06-10 No Eephus 2024 4.0 1226777 <![CDATA[

take me out to the ball game until the day i die

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The Phoenician Scheme 1r2y3h 2025 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/the-phoenician-scheme/ letterboxd-review-912323296 Tue, 10 Jun 2025 13:33:30 +1200 2025-06-09 No The Phoenician Scheme 2025 2.5 1137350 <![CDATA[

he can’t keep getting away with this😭😭😭

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The Day the Earth Blew Up 335w3i A Looney Tunes Movie, 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/the-day-the-earth-blew-up-a-looney-tunes-movie/ letterboxd-review-911411867 Mon, 9 Jun 2025 14:20:44 +1200 2025-06-08 No The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024 4.0 870360 <![CDATA[

DADDY farmer jim

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Polite Society 91a58 2023 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/polite-society/1/ letterboxd-review-906939147 Wed, 4 Jun 2025 15:35:52 +1200 2025-06-03 Yes Polite Society 2023 5.0 977223 <![CDATA[

thank god for sisters who protect you from momma’s boys

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Now You See Me 3j6a49 2013 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/now-you-see-me/ letterboxd-review-906062752 Tue, 3 Jun 2025 14:54:02 +1200 2025-06-02 Yes Now You See Me 2013 4.0 75656 <![CDATA[

not sure karl marx could have predicted the magician’s role in the revolution

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Friendship 6xc3c 2024 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/friendship-2024/ letterboxd-review-905142831 Mon, 2 Jun 2025 14:44:27 +1200 2025-06-01 No Friendship 2024 5.0 1239655 <![CDATA[

male friendship as elusive as the female orgasm

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Bring Her Back 4ai2z 2025 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/bring-her-back/ letterboxd-review-904033247 Sun, 1 Jun 2025 14:50:07 +1200 2025-05-31 No Bring Her Back 2025 5.0 1151031 <![CDATA[

im g a DNR (do not resurrect) after watching that movie

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Karate Kid 6n491a Legends, 2025 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/karate-kid-legends/ letterboxd-review-903023981 Sat, 31 May 2025 14:20:04 +1200 2025-05-30 No Karate Kid: Legends 2025 3.0 1011477 <![CDATA[

ralph macchio can stuff my crust any day🍕🍕🍕

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2b3v2r 2010 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/diary-of-a-wimpy-kid/ letterboxd-review-902925610 Sat, 31 May 2025 12:00:01 +1200 2025-05-30 Yes Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010 5.0 33217 <![CDATA[

should be mandatory viewing for all bullies (adults included)

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M3GAN p6148 2022 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/m3gan/2/ letterboxd-review-902676309 Sat, 31 May 2025 07:06:27 +1200 2025-05-30 Yes M3GAN 2022 5.0 536554 <![CDATA[

big whoop she killed a few people, she’s an icon !!!!

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Mission 71384a Impossible – The Final Reckoning, 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/mission-impossible-the-final-reckoning/ letterboxd-review-901705374 Fri, 30 May 2025 03:59:40 +1200 2025-05-29 No Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning 2025 3.5 575265 <![CDATA[

the oscar’s adding stunt design as a category AFTER eight mission impossible movies is diabolical

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Josie and the Pussycats 2z6n2i 2001 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/josie-and-the-pussycats/ letterboxd-review-898057091 Mon, 26 May 2025 07:21:01 +1200 2025-05-25 No Josie and the Pussycats 2001 5.0 19366 <![CDATA[

i too would utilize cutting edge technology to brainwash people into thinking i’m cool

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Scooby 1s33j Doo, 2002 https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/scooby-doo/ letterboxd-review-898015481 Mon, 26 May 2025 06:43:16 +1200 2025-05-25 Yes Scooby-Doo 2002 9637 <![CDATA[

the real monster was amusement parks based on racist tropes all along

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Star Wars 4u2m5r The Force Awakens, 2015 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/star-wars-the-force-awakens/ letterboxd-review-897893625 Mon, 26 May 2025 04:24:05 +1200 2025-05-25 Yes Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015 3.5 140607 <![CDATA[

okay hear me out, what if we did the death star plotline again, BUT this time it’s wayyyyyyyyy bigger

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Grey Gardens 4613x 1975 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/grey-gardens/ letterboxd-review-896754642 Sun, 25 May 2025 03:59:05 +1200 2025-05-24 No Grey Gardens 1975 5.0 17346 <![CDATA[

is there anything more beautiful and devastating than yearning

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Final Destination Bloodlines 503o73 2025 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/final-destination-bloodlines/ letterboxd-review-895932977 Sat, 24 May 2025 07:00:42 +1200 2025-05-23 No Final Destination Bloodlines 2025 4.0 574475 <![CDATA[

find a penny
pick it up
all your life
death’ll fuck you up

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Blue Steel 3b4t8 1990 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/blue-steel-1990/ letterboxd-review-895263200 Fri, 23 May 2025 10:26:30 +1200 2025-05-22 No Blue Steel 1990 2.0 9491 <![CDATA[

a shame because the story is soooooooo weak, but the concept is pretty damn compelling

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Strange Days 1d1u5s 1995 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/strange-days/ letterboxd-review-895167674 Fri, 23 May 2025 08:32:15 +1200 2025-05-22 No Strange Days 1995 4.5 281 <![CDATA[

okay waitttttt this is infinitely better than zero dark thirty or hurt locker

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https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/lilo-stitch/ letterboxd-review-894449728 Thu, 22 May 2025 09:47:47 +1200 2025-05-20 Yes Lilo & Stitch 2002 5.0 11544 <![CDATA[

when i say blue lives matter i mean stitch

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Mission 71384a Impossible – Fallout, 2018 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/mission-impossible-fallout/ letterboxd-review-893912473 Wed, 21 May 2025 16:02:08 +1200 2025-05-20 Yes Mission: Impossible – Fallout 2018 4.0 353081 <![CDATA[

nooooooooo henry cavill don’t do that you’re too hot

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Return of the Jedi 3p4v22 1983 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/return-of-the-jedi/ letterboxd-review-893449800 Wed, 21 May 2025 05:17:48 +1200 2025-05-20 Yes Return of the Jedi 1983 4.0 1892 <![CDATA[

"You should fight for your outfit. Don't be a slave like I was." —Carrie Fisher to Daisy Ridley

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Mission 71384a Impossible – Rogue Nation, 2015 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/mission-impossible-rogue-nation/ letterboxd-review-893088638 Tue, 20 May 2025 15:40:31 +1200 2025-05-19 No Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015 3.5 177677 <![CDATA[

“rogue nation” sounds like an imagine dragons song…luckily it’s much, much cooler than that

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The Empire Strikes Back 325q71 1980 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/the-empire-strikes-back/ letterboxd-review-892696389 Tue, 20 May 2025 07:07:24 +1200 2025-05-19 Yes The Empire Strikes Back 1980 4.0 1891 <![CDATA[

yoda is an absolute menace☠️☠️☠️

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Mission 71384a Impossible – Ghost Protocol, 2011 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/mission-impossible-ghost-protocol/ letterboxd-review-892211863 Mon, 19 May 2025 15:16:59 +1200 2025-05-18 No Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol 2011 4.0 56292 <![CDATA[

if i was told i was being put on ethan hunt’s team, i’d politely refuse

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Aquamarine 314x2q 2006 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/aquamarine/ letterboxd-review-891988241 Mon, 19 May 2025 11:01:22 +1200 2025-05-18 Yes Aquamarine 2006 5.0 14191 <![CDATA[

jessica bendinger wrote this AND bring it on AND first daughter AND stick it SO she’s basically god

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Star Wars 4u2m5r 1977 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/star-wars/ letterboxd-review-891961883 Mon, 19 May 2025 10:35:17 +1200 2025-05-18 Yes Star Wars 1977 4.0 11 <![CDATA[

bad dad award

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Mission 71384a Impossible III, 2006 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/mission-impossible-iii/ letterboxd-review-890608850 Sun, 18 May 2025 04:54:36 +1200 2025-05-17 No Mission: Impossible III 2006 3.0 956 <![CDATA[

don’t watch mission impossible 6 before watching mission impossible 3 like i did

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The Even Stevens Movie 4c673z 2003 https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/the-even-stevens-movie/ letterboxd-review-890598397 Sun, 18 May 2025 04:39:12 +1200 2025-05-17 Yes The Even Stevens Movie 2003 50794 <![CDATA[

oh this is the bad place

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The ant² 3a646f 2025 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/the-ant-2025/ letterboxd-review-890120699 Sat, 17 May 2025 14:04:58 +1200 2025-05-16 No The ant² 2025 4.0 870028 <![CDATA[

100 men vs. 5 autistic teens

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National Theatre Live 2c1t4w Vanya, 2024 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/national-theatre-live-vanya/ letterboxd-review-889345576 Fri, 16 May 2025 14:15:12 +1200 2025-05-15 No National Theatre Live: Vanya 2024 5.0 1189877 <![CDATA[

i need to go to more of these national theatre live screenings!! they’re always spectacular.

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Mission 71384a Impossible II, 2000 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/mission-impossible-ii/ letterboxd-review-888662148 Thu, 15 May 2025 15:15:18 +1200 2025-05-14 No Mission: Impossible II 2000 2.0 955 <![CDATA[

john did not woo me with this one

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Mission 71384a Impossible, 1996 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/mission-impossible/ letterboxd-review-887161420 Tue, 13 May 2025 15:45:40 +1200 2025-05-12 No Mission: Impossible 1996 4.5 954 <![CDATA[

and who said slight of hand magic was uncool ???

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Star Wars 4u2m5r Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, 2005 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/star-wars-episode-iii-revenge-of-the-sith/ letterboxd-review-887045853 Tue, 13 May 2025 12:48:50 +1200 2025-05-12 Yes Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005 3.5 1895 <![CDATA[

it seems like the force is not out of balance UNTIL anakin goes to the dark side…

so why did the jedi think anakin was the chosen one and would RESTORE balance

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Folklore 6650n The Long Pond Studio Sessions, 2020 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/folklore-the-long-pond-studio-sessions/ letterboxd-review-886724825 Tue, 13 May 2025 05:14:41 +1200 2025-05-12 Yes Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions 2020 5.0 768141 <![CDATA[

i had a boyfriend break up me with in my apartment, while my tears ricochet played in the background 

worth it because now i have a deep guttural connection to this album

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Star Wars 4u2m5r Episode II – Attack of the Clones, 2002 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/star-wars-episode-ii-attack-of-the-clones/ letterboxd-review-886723337 Tue, 13 May 2025 05:11:59 +1200 2025-05-12 Yes Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002 2.5 1894 <![CDATA[

dick move to not go back and get anakin’s mom out of slavery at ANY point during the ten years between episode i and ii

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Ready Player One 5ya16 2018 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/ready-player-one/ letterboxd-review-886370388 Mon, 12 May 2025 16:13:13 +1200 2025-05-11 Yes Ready Player One 2018 3.5 333339 <![CDATA[

i’m gonna quote lana del rey here and say, quit playing video games

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The Karate Kid 515v40 1984 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/the-karate-kid/ letterboxd-review-885301619 Sun, 11 May 2025 14:55:00 +1200 2025-05-10 Yes The Karate Kid 1984 5.0 1885 <![CDATA[

and THAT’S why we need to be good neighbors

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Splash 4r3z5e 1984 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/splash/ letterboxd-review-881429966 Tue, 6 May 2025 15:25:41 +1200 2025-05-05 No Splash 1984 2.0 2619 <![CDATA[

oh naurrrrr cleo! don’t fall for the emotionally immature man you just met !!

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Star Wars 4u2m5r Episode I – The Phantom Menace, 1999 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace/ letterboxd-review-881272882 Tue, 6 May 2025 11:18:01 +1200 2025-05-05 Yes Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999 2.0 1893 <![CDATA[

a movie about the empire causing inflation and inhibiting trade…wish i couldn’t relate

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Novocaine 2u4f45 2025 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/novocaine-2025/ letterboxd-review-880978580 Tue, 6 May 2025 05:04:40 +1200 2025-05-05 No Novocaine 2025 4.0 1195506 <![CDATA[

women LOVE finding the most random men to date

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Drop 4p1o73 2025 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/drop-2025/ letterboxd-review-878375694 Sat, 3 May 2025 15:11:09 +1200 2025-05-02 No Drop 2025 3.0 1249213 <![CDATA[

i just third wheeled the most awkward first date ever

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Jumanji 424fv 1995 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/jumanji/ letterboxd-review-877365869 Fri, 2 May 2025 12:40:43 +1200 2025-05-01 Yes Jumanji 1995 5.0 8844 <![CDATA[

hook, flubber, aladdin, mrs. doubtfire and THIS MASTERPIECE?? robin williams was my whole world as a kid💕💕

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Thunderbolts* 584g4j 2025 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/thunderbolts/ letterboxd-review-876562553 Thu, 1 May 2025 14:02:30 +1200 2025-04-30 No Thunderbolts* 2025 4.0 986056 <![CDATA[

get these heroes some lexapro

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Heat 2s3e6t 1995 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/heat-1995/ letterboxd-review-874487651 Mon, 28 Apr 2025 17:01:22 +1200 2025-04-27 No Heat 1995 4.0 949 <![CDATA[

thank god someone is looking out for the banks

(last movie of the turner classic movie festival! until next year!)

TCMFF 2025 movie #13

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Apocalypse Now 3b3p2w 1979 https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/apocalypse-now/ letterboxd-review-874220414 Mon, 28 Apr 2025 11:22:07 +1200 2025-04-27 No Apocalypse Now 1979 28 <![CDATA[

but how do we stop the horror ?

TCMFF 2025 movie #12

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Oklahoma! 3wr4g 1955 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/oklahoma/ letterboxd-review-873919242 Mon, 28 Apr 2025 06:32:21 +1200 2025-04-27 Yes Oklahoma! 1955 5.0 13936 <![CDATA[

jud was the og incel

TCMFF 2025 movie #11

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Jaws 2x2e2u 1975 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/jaws/ letterboxd-review-873414428 Sun, 27 Apr 2025 16:22:29 +1200 2025-04-26 Yes Jaws 1975 4.0 578 <![CDATA[

$10,000 payout wouldn’t even get me in the water 

TCMFF 2025 #10

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Car Wash 1l2i14 1976 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/film/car-wash/ letterboxd-review-873222814 Sun, 27 Apr 2025 12:37:17 +1200 2025-04-26 No Car Wash 1976 5.0 15462 <![CDATA[

now i can associate the song, car wash, with car wash, instead of shark tales

TCMFF 2025 movie #9

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play ball !! 6o1a66 https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/list/play-ball/ letterboxd-list-64747156 Wed, 11 Jun 2025 14:55:25 +1200 <![CDATA[

my favorite sports movies

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seen in a movie theater 2025 5n2ac https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/list/seen-in-a-movie-theater-2025/ letterboxd-list-56327329 Fri, 3 Jan 2025 17:57:07 +1300 <![CDATA[

...plus 28 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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fave movies of all time 3r442x https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/list/fave-movies-of-all-time/ letterboxd-list-38395329 Mon, 30 Oct 2023 08:58:58 +1300 <![CDATA[

...plus 18 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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favorite movies of 2025 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 2m2o5g https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/list/favorite-movies-of-2025/ letterboxd-list-56446768 Sat, 4 Jan 2025 17:17:15 +1300 <![CDATA[ ]]> Haley movies i was obsessed with as a child !! 4p6v28 https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/list/movies-i-was-obsessed-with-as-a-child/ letterboxd-list-45429827 Fri, 12 Apr 2024 08:04:24 +1200 <![CDATA[

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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favorite movies of 2024⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 273n2e https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/list/favorite-movies-of-2024/ letterboxd-list-44227340 Fri, 15 Mar 2024 14:28:27 +1300 <![CDATA[

movies that came out in 2024 that i give five stars

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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seen in a movie theater in 2024 382y54 https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/list/seen-in-a-movie-theater-in-2024/ letterboxd-list-45788720 Mon, 22 Apr 2024 13:45:52 +1200 <![CDATA[

...plus 71 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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theology 101 1c223e https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/list/theology-101/ letterboxd-list-53652056 Mon, 11 Nov 2024 13:26:09 +1300 <![CDATA[ ]]> Haley favorite movies of 2023 4o6ol https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/halestorm/list/favorite-movies-of-2023/ letterboxd-list-37448914 Mon, 25 Sep 2023 06:50:41 +1300 <![CDATA[

movies of 2023 that i gave 5 stars⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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