Letterboxd 4v3r4n Helpless_ham https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/ Letterboxd - Helpless_ham Lick the Star 625c6u 1998 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/lick-the-star/ letterboxd-review-908623160 Fri, 6 Jun 2025 19:07:47 +1200 2025-06-06 No Lick the Star 1998 2.0 92657 <![CDATA[

6u532b

These girls don't know how to spell.. erm kcil eht rats

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Cocoon k1a2v Aru Natsu no Shoujo-tachi yori, 2025 - ★★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/cocoon-aru-natsu-no-shoujo-tachi-yori/ letterboxd-review-908613620 Fri, 6 Jun 2025 18:43:22 +1200 2025-06-06 No Cocoon: Aru Natsu no Shoujo-tachi yori 2025 5.0 1452267 <![CDATA[

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IM SOBBIMG CRYING THROWING UP WTF NOOOOOOO

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Speak 261c 2004 - ★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/speak/ letterboxd-review-908581246 Fri, 6 Jun 2025 17:27:56 +1200 2025-06-05 No Speak 2004 3.0 15058 <![CDATA[

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Everybody a villain fr except Melinda, the dad, Dave, and the teacher.

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This House Has People in It 4z6o1y 2016 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/this-house-has-people-in-it/ letterboxd-review-907813661 Thu, 5 Jun 2025 17:59:28 +1200 2025-06-05 No This House Has People in It 2016 0.5 387929 <![CDATA[

The baby dipped

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Easy A 454m3b 2010 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/easy-a/1/ letterboxd-review-907803456 Thu, 5 Jun 2025 17:38:02 +1200 2025-06-04 Yes Easy A 2010 4.0 37735 <![CDATA[

mama

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Final Destination 3 354z4n 2006 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/final-destination-3/ letterboxd-review-907802915 Thu, 5 Jun 2025 17:36:55 +1200 2025-06-02 Yes Final Destination 3 2006 4.0 9286 <![CDATA[

emo baddies down!!!!

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Ponyo 676u2c 2008 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/ponyo/ letterboxd-review-907802355 Thu, 5 Jun 2025 17:35:43 +1200 2025-06-01 Yes Ponyo 2008 4.5 12429 <![CDATA[

ponyo's dad.

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The Last Unicorn 69152s 1982 - ★★★★½ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/the-last-unicorn/ letterboxd-review-907794993 Thu, 5 Jun 2025 17:21:34 +1200 2025-06-04 No The Last Unicorn 1982 4.5 10150 <![CDATA[

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Schmendrick was the best character, the only one doing something. Miss unicorn was too busy getting dih, and Molly was washing dishes.

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Barbarian 5t1k1d 2022 - ½ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/barbarian-2022/ letterboxd-review-905199515 Mon, 2 Jun 2025 15:44:05 +1200 2025-05-31 No Barbarian 2022 0.5 913290 <![CDATA[

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Goofy ahh jump

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Marie Antoinette a6546 2006 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/marie-antoinette-2006/ letterboxd-review-903169933 Sat, 31 May 2025 17:37:45 +1200 2025-05-30 No Marie Antoinette 2006 5.0 1887 <![CDATA[

Wheres Mops

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Captain Underpants 5p34z The First Epic Movie, 2017 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/captain-underpants-the-first-epic-movie/ letterboxd-review-903068520 Sat, 31 May 2025 15:15:39 +1200 2025-05-29 Yes Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie 2017 4.5 268531 <![CDATA[

poo poo pants

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Sing 695l3w 2016 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/sing-2016/ letterboxd-review-903067644 Sat, 31 May 2025 15:14:32 +1200 2025-05-29 Yes Sing 2016 5.0 335797 <![CDATA[

BUSTER MOON IS SO BAAAAD

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Ted 2 673w1t 2015 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/ted-2/ letterboxd-review-903067124 Sat, 31 May 2025 15:13:53 +1200 2025-05-28 No Ted 2 2015 2.5 214756 <![CDATA[

Dick bong

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Last Night in Soho 2d546t 2021 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/last-night-in-soho/2/ letterboxd-review-903066456 Sat, 31 May 2025 15:13:06 +1200 2025-05-28 Yes Last Night in Soho 2021 5.0 576845 <![CDATA[

Granny kinda cute

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Last Night in Soho 2d546t 2021 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/last-night-in-soho/1/ letterboxd-review-903063236 Sat, 31 May 2025 15:09:00 +1200 2025-05-28 Yes Last Night in Soho 2021 5.0 576845 <![CDATA[

Yo what is this bitch trippin about

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower 3ro1b 2012 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower/ letterboxd-review-903062268 Sat, 31 May 2025 15:07:46 +1200 2025-05-27 Yes The Perks of Being a Wallflower 2012 3.5 84892 <![CDATA[

who tf is Mary Elizabeth? da fuck. I didn't even know there was a Mary Elizabeth at our school.

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Crazy 3s66l Stupid, Love., 2011 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/crazy-stupid-love/ letterboxd-review-903057636 Sat, 31 May 2025 15:02:07 +1200 2025-05-25 No Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011 3.0 50646 <![CDATA[

JOSH GROBAN WHAT YOU DOING HERE

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Ted w622g 2012 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/ted/ letterboxd-review-903057031 Sat, 31 May 2025 15:01:23 +1200 2025-05-23 No Ted 2012 2.5 72105 <![CDATA[

I think we're alone now

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Despicable Me 4 u3e56 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/despicable-me-4/1/ letterboxd-review-903054671 Sat, 31 May 2025 14:58:31 +1200 2025-05-20 Yes Despicable Me 4 2024 3.5 519182 <![CDATA[

SYBAU GRU

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Aladdin 3e6f4s 2019 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/aladdin-2019/ letterboxd-review-893171719 Tue, 20 May 2025 17:59:41 +1200 2025-05-19 Yes Aladdin 2019 4.0 420817 <![CDATA[

Heard your princess was HAWT

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https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/lilo-stitch/ letterboxd-review-893171030 Tue, 20 May 2025 17:58:16 +1200 2025-05-19 Yes Lilo & Stitch 2002 4.5 11544 <![CDATA[

Nani

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The Little Mermaid 1438p 2023 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/the-little-mermaid-2023/ letterboxd-review-893170480 Tue, 20 May 2025 17:57:05 +1200 2025-05-18 Yes The Little Mermaid 2023 5.0 447277 <![CDATA[

PINK DRESS ARIEL 100/10

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Ice Age 1z2qy Dawn of the Dinosaurs, 2009 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/ice-age-dawn-of-the-dinosaurs/ letterboxd-review-893170096 Tue, 20 May 2025 17:56:16 +1200 2025-05-18 Yes Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 2009 4.0 8355 <![CDATA[

Mama Sid

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Kiki's Delivery Service 711e30 1989 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/kikis-delivery-service/ letterboxd-review-893169744 Tue, 20 May 2025 17:55:31 +1200 2025-05-17 Yes Kiki's Delivery Service 1989 5.0 16859 <![CDATA[

Jiji and that one girl a bitch fuck them hoes

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The To Do List 5x1k2m 2013 - ★★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/the-to-do-list/ letterboxd-review-888287889 Thu, 15 May 2025 06:17:26 +1200 2025-05-13 No The To Do List 2013 5.0 129139 <![CDATA[

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IS THAT ANDY SAMBERG????

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(500) Days of Summer 2k166c 2009 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/500-days-of-summer/ letterboxd-review-888287003 Thu, 15 May 2025 06:15:53 +1200 2025-05-05 Yes (500) Days of Summer 2009 3.5 19913 <![CDATA[

Villain pov movie

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Sinners 585y6o 2025 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/sinners-2025/ letterboxd-review-888286127 Thu, 15 May 2025 06:14:21 +1200 2025-05-03 No Sinners 2025 5.0 1233413 <![CDATA[

nah we cousins :D

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Addams Family Values 471f5f 1993 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/addams-family-values/ letterboxd-review-876349722 Thu, 1 May 2025 08:44:53 +1200 2025-04-26 Yes Addams Family Values 1993 4.0 2758 <![CDATA[

Debbie lowkey a baddie

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Hotel Transylvania 49x17 2012 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/hotel-transylvania/ letterboxd-review-876347327 Thu, 1 May 2025 08:41:29 +1200 2025-04-28 Yes Hotel Transylvania 2012 3.5 76492 <![CDATA[

ITS JOHNNY

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Monsters University 392l4z 2013 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/monsters-university/ letterboxd-review-876345851 Thu, 1 May 2025 08:39:35 +1200 2025-04-24 Yes Monsters University 2013 3.5 62211 <![CDATA[

The mom low-key bad

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This Is the End a2g5o 2013 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/this-is-the-end/1/ letterboxd-review-876344248 Thu, 1 May 2025 08:37:24 +1200 2025-04-22 Yes This Is the End 2013 5.0 109414 <![CDATA[

Channing Tay Yum

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La La Land 5n5746 2016 - ★★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/la-la-land/ letterboxd-review-870039092 Wed, 23 Apr 2025 15:44:01 +1200 2025-04-22 Yes La La Land 2016 5.0 313369 <![CDATA[

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THEY WHAT???

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Howl's Moving Castle 4n3xl 2004 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/howls-moving-castle/ letterboxd-review-869955317 Wed, 23 Apr 2025 13:45:00 +1200 2025-04-20 Yes Howl's Moving Castle 2004 5.0 4935 <![CDATA[

Sophie Sophie! you're beautiful!

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How to Train Your Dragon 246v34 2010 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/how-to-train-your-dragon/ letterboxd-review-857699988 Wed, 9 Apr 2025 16:39:48 +1200 2025-04-08 Yes How to Train Your Dragon 2010 4.5 10191 <![CDATA[

*punch* this is for scaring me >:(... *kiss* this is for saving my life... 0///O

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A Minecraft Movie 112w1i 2025 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/a-minecraft-movie/ letterboxd-review-856446502 Tue, 8 Apr 2025 05:03:36 +1200 2025-04-05 No A Minecraft Movie 2025 2.0 950387 <![CDATA[

I love yaoi!

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Millennium Actress 2j142l 2001 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/millennium-actress/ letterboxd-review-852231621 Thu, 3 Apr 2025 09:22:39 +1300 2025-04-02 No Millennium Actress 2001 3.0 33320 <![CDATA[

open the Noor!

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The Wind Rises d5y3n 2013 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/the-wind-rises/ letterboxd-review-852168533 Thu, 3 Apr 2025 07:43:21 +1300 2025-04-01 Yes The Wind Rises 2013 4.5 149870 <![CDATA[

MAMAS NOOOOOOOO

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Win or Lose 4h6c3h 2025 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/win-or-lose-2025/ letterboxd-review-847105496 Fri, 28 Mar 2025 07:06:33 +1300 2025-03-12 No Win or Lose 2025 5.0 114500 <![CDATA[

My mom owns a diary queen! :D

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Don't Look Up 243b4n 2021 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/dont-look-up-2021/ letterboxd-review-845744911 Wed, 26 Mar 2025 09:17:20 +1300 2025-03-25 Yes Don't Look Up 2021 5.0 646380 <![CDATA[

She's coming back guys

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The Mitchells vs. the Machines 245826 2021 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/the-mitchells-vs-the-machines/ letterboxd-review-844829356 Tue, 25 Mar 2025 06:01:01 +1300 2025-03-21 Yes The Mitchells vs. the Machines 2021 5.0 501929 <![CDATA[

I love the mom so much omgg protect that women

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Big Hero 6 d6p4f 2014 - ★★★★½ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/big-hero-6/ letterboxd-review-844828509 Tue, 25 Mar 2025 05:59:25 +1300 2025-03-17 Yes Big Hero 6 2014 4.5 177572 <![CDATA[

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"TADASHI NO!!!" *reaches hand out*
Tadashi looks back at me with sincere
"Take care of Baymax for me"
Tadashi kisses my forehead, then runs into the burning building
"TADASHI!!!!"

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Encanto 112k5h 2021 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/encanto/ letterboxd-review-844827000 Tue, 25 Mar 2025 05:56:31 +1300 2025-03-17 Yes Encanto 2021 4.5 568124 <![CDATA[

The rats told me everything.. don't eat those

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Moana 2 32r70 2024 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/moana-2/ letterboxd-review-844826563 Tue, 25 Mar 2025 05:55:42 +1300 2025-03-17 No Moana 2 2024 1.0 1241982 <![CDATA[

The songs were alrightttt

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Little Shop of Horrors 85c6e 1986 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/little-shop-of-horrors/ letterboxd-review-844826069 Tue, 25 Mar 2025 05:54:47 +1300 2025-03-15 Yes Little Shop of Horrors 1986 4.0 10776 <![CDATA[

I want the dentist so bad

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Mickey 17 2q27c 2025 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/mickey-17/1/ letterboxd-review-833975830 Wed, 12 Mar 2025 18:18:01 +1300 2025-03-11 Yes Mickey 17 2025 5.0 696506 <![CDATA[

I want 17.

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Mickey 17 2q27c 2025 - ★★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/mickey-17/ letterboxd-review-830861243 Sun, 9 Mar 2025 15:06:21 +1300 2025-03-07 No Mickey 17 2025 5.0 696506 <![CDATA[

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threesome! :3

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Gracie's Choice 2y234g 2004 - ★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/gracies-choice/ letterboxd-review-830859001 Sun, 9 Mar 2025 15:04:10 +1300 2025-03-06 No Gracie's Choice 2004 3.0 70476 <![CDATA[

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MEN AINT SHIT

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The Lego Batman Movie 6q1j5y 2017 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/the-lego-batman-movie/ letterboxd-review-830857864 Sun, 9 Mar 2025 15:03:01 +1300 2025-03-01 Yes The Lego Batman Movie 2017 5.0 324849 <![CDATA[

Lego Yaoi

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Zero Day 484u2o 2002 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/zero-day/ letterboxd-review-822376173 Fri, 28 Feb 2025 18:22:40 +1300 2025-02-27 No Zero Day 2002 1.0 27090 <![CDATA[

Girlfriend I'm nervous...

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Lolita u1954 1997 (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/film/lolita-1997/ letterboxd-review-821329716 Thu, 27 Feb 2025 12:22:22 +1300 2025-02-26 No Lolita 1997 9769 <![CDATA[

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I actually felt so icky after watching this

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Top 10 favs <3 2fn1o https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/list/top-10-favs-3/ letterboxd-list-64490610 Thu, 5 Jun 2025 18:30:30 +1200 <![CDATA[ ]]> Helpless_ham DVDs I wanna own 3u3e1g https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/list/dvds-i-wanna-own/ letterboxd-list-64490310 Thu, 5 Jun 2025 18:14:50 +1200 <![CDATA[

Buy me

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DVD Collection 2u5v3s https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/helpless_ham/list/dvd-collection/ letterboxd-list-62872514 Thu, 1 May 2025 09:27:50 +1200 <![CDATA[

Dumbass v wanted this grrr

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