Evan Hill Porteus

Sometimes I’ll watch a movie and give it 3 and a half stars.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Jurassic Park
  • This Is Spinal Tap
  • Punch-Drunk Love

All
  • Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

    ★★★½

  • Mission: Impossible III

    ★★★½

  • Mission: Impossible II

    ★½

  • Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★½

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Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

2011

★★★½ Watched

This one has the iPad projector, the Wiz Khalifa and the car garage fight. Hunt’s backup are kind of unbearable though.

MacGuffin Name Ranking:
Nuclear Codes - Last Place. This is both not really a ‘name’ and the most boring MacG to this point in the series.

Mission: Impossible III

2006

★★★½ Rewatched

It drags but Hoffers is king bitch in this one.

MacGuffin Name Ranking:
Rabbit’s Foot - 2nd Place. Bonus points for never actually telling the audience what the fuck it is. Excellent lazy stuff.

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Nosferatu

2024

★★★ Watched

*NOSFERATU VOICE*

I aaaaam looooooking to puuuuuuuuurchase a duuuuuuplex in or arooooound Raaaaandwick. *gurgle* *exhale*

It wiiiillll neeeeed enough spaaaace for a AAAAAAP maaaaachine.

Sinners

2025

★★★ Watched

Being a vampire would be hard. Imagine being alive for all that time and never being able to catch a flight to Japan via Cairns for just $899* return Jetstar sale on now.

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