Orlok is more romantic than 100% of the men I’ve dated. I’m about to bust out the ouija board and summon this hottie.

Like seven minutes in they traffick the seven dwarves, and to me that's cinema.

seven days is a generous amount of time to get your estate in order.

seeing this in a packed theatre really made me feel like it was 1999, and the world was slightly less problematic.

How can I become a member of this hot 90’s-grunge coven?

Why am I so attracted to Owen Wilson in this???