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Watched on Saturday May 31, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 30, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 27, 2025.

2025 cinematography picking up pookie, hang in there. and i haven’t even seen sinners yet.

Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 20, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

Watched on Thursday May 15, 2025.

me when i haven’t had a drink, shaved, or done anal in two months and there’s five hours left in my ten hour retail shift on a saturday night :)

what do i need to do to piss off eliza dushku just so she’ll look at me like this and maybe if i’m lucky attack me with sharp objects? tank top torture.

Watched on Saturday May 10, 2025.

feel bad for ya if you’re incapable of viewing this through a silly, tacky early 00s slasher lense.
loosely tied to the classic, like intended.
i for one never think of this problematic piece when watching the original. mila kunis is a BADDIE, period.

beating yo meat fun, but have you ever been beat WITH the meat? she literally beat her meat.

CATCH ME IN THE FRONT ROW COME JULY BABE.

love my attractive and cunty core four yet i’ll always wonder how the hell ray let barry speak to/touch julie HIS GIRLFRIEND like that??? actually insane…

so red, so gay, so 80s.
cozy, visual and auditory decadence.
deeply saddening marginalization between the lead actress and eventually everyone surrounding her when her family bloodline was the true deviation from society. very slow burn, i’ll be back for this lighting, sensual score, and stenberg!

Watched on Thursday May 1, 2025.

so aggressive and sexually charged, channeling no real substance other than raw human instincts and the LSD itself. sleazy characters acting on extreme sensual subconscious/intrusive feelings. chaotic, wanted more blood than dance; hey this was so FRENCH. girls and gays just wanna have fun :/

Watched on Wednesday April 30, 2025.

Watched on Monday April 28, 2025.

SMG worried about all the wrong things when she desperately needs a new style + interior designer and ya lets break the fourth wall maybe a new agent? yet the early 00s score and vibe stays strong ❗️also cat did nothing wrong what the fuck?

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who needs genuine political reform when you can watch a pretty homicidal AI lovebot try to reboot a self driving car in 2025 while covered in blood?

Watched on Thursday April 24, 2025.

Watched on Sunday April 20, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 19, 2025.

jessica alba taking shots out of a pistol shaped bottle, tv monitors forming a cross, lindsay lohan in a habit wielding a smith and wesson. 
these factors are purely incentive.

the kind of bloody, vulgar, alcohol induced schlock i’ve been itching for. if you’re an actress trying to make her mark who looks good covered in blood, you’re going places!

I CAN’T BELIEVE I GET TO DO YOU BOTH

queen, if you’re bi just tell us

maybe she pulled a long ass hair from her mouth because that water wasn’t even filtered like at all, girl needs a brita or something…

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this should be so much more popular but most of society won’t watch anything that came out prior to 2015 and that’s probably a generous estimate. 

undeniably glides through the black mirror spectrum of sci-fi, actually bathes in it. naturally if you’re a fan of the show, you’ll probably love or hate this. if i was the writer/director i’d question the black mirror writers room so damn hard. like the similarities are shocking. definitely a heart warming romcom with a twist and i’m so glad i finally made the time for it!

“what’s going down,
you fucking human pieces of trash!”

Watched on Monday April 7, 2025.

i’m a desensitized freak but if i was ever to get murdered i’d like it to be by his sexy deranged hands. could i even complain about such an experience?

you know men have done you wrong when this becomes a COMEDY to you…

more sticky icky, ooey gooey than an orgy but fun brain rot nonetheless ;)

Watched on Thursday March 27, 2025.

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although this may involve the basics of a classic poltergeist flick i still love this to death.
the ending truly doesn’t hit like it used to or does anybody involved any kind of justice, it’s a shame.
lulu wilson also still doesn’t get the credit she’s earned, she absolutely mastered the creepy possessed little girl core. first rate, rocked it. 

beautiful title card. fuck the other “ouija.”

Watched on Sunday March 23, 2025.

Watched on Saturday March 22, 2025.

when she called her son “pookie” that was a shocking bit of overlap in generational slang. never realized my madre probably called me that at times as a kid, tiktok adopted the hell out of it? 
anyways i’ll never feel sane/normal watching the simpsons alone again…

Watched on Thursday March 20, 2025.

Watched on Monday March 17, 2025.

i’m one weak paycheck away from buying a fucking camera too, julie.

Watched on Monday March 10, 2025.

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officer, juno was just another casualty of the blind, slimy, hungry, murderous cave creatures. it was all really a horrific tragedy. 

at least she got the type of revenge some women would “kill for” ;)

Watched on Thursday March 6, 2025.

panic! at the pastel private school!

absolute wittrock and elordi thirst watch.

more drinking, snails, and infidelity than any considerable weight yet ben affleck probably deserved every second of the betrayal…

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“you know you really stink? sorry, you stink so much, no one will ever come close to you. you’d better leave town until you don't stink so bad. rinse your mouth more often, not just when my cock makes you puke.” 

this was astronomically unhinged, truly thinking what did i get myself into through its entirety. oh right, a michael haneke film.

oh my god? DC superhero’s rivaling jigsaw type villains goes so fucking hard? nirvana? zoe kravitz? or do i just have a thing for gotham city?

my favorites and all the ones i’ve seen. this list is long af and does nothing but grow ;)

• Halloween
• Halloween II
• Halloween III: Season of the Witch
• Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
• Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
• Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
• Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
• Halloween: Resurrection
• Halloween
• Halloween Kills

...plus 480 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

my favorite horror movies by year since ‘02 
*may change

1. The Ring
2. Jeepers Creepers 2
3. Shutter
4. The Descent
5. Final Destination 3
6. Death Proof
7. Cloverfield
8. Jennifer's Body
9. Frozen
10. Scream 4

...plus 13 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

films that raised me.

• Toy Story
• Toy Story 2
• Toy Story 3
• Stand by Me
• Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
• Madagascar
• The Polar Express
• Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
• One Hundred and One Dalmatians
• Monster House

...plus 103 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

we deserve more episodes but still an amazing show!

1. Black Mirror: San Junipero
2. Black Mirror: USS Callister
3. Black Mirror: Nosedive
4. Black Mirror: Playtest
5. Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance
6. Black Mirror: White Bear
7. Black Mirror: Demon 79
8. Black Mirror: Striking Vipers
9. Black Mirror: Hang the DJ
10. Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too

...plus 17 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Scream
2. Scream 2
3. Scream 4
4. Scream
5. Scream 3
6. Scream VI

no order, just pretty

• I Know What You Did Last Summer
• Final Destination 3
• The Ring
• Beetlejuice
• Cape Fear
• Cam
• The Lovely Bones
• American Psycho
• We're the Millers
• Muriel's Wedding

...plus 30 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

it was a very intense year full of old and new, 
so this was very difficult.

1. Barbarian
2. Fresh
3. Scream
4. Maniac
5. Valentine
6. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
7. Welcome to the Dollhouse
8. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
9. X
10. Texas Chainsaw Massacre

...plus 109 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

my home state!

• The End of the Tour
• The Five-Year Engagement
• Flipped
• Don't Breathe
• The Virgin Suicides
• Scream 4
• The Polar Express
• 30 Minutes or Less
• It Follows
• Cedar Rapids

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

these are the blueprint in my opinion, also didn’t want the list to be huge so it’s just the basics 👺

• Scream
• Friday the 13th
• Misery
• It
• I Know What You Did Last Summer
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• Final Destination
• The Ring
• Halloween
• Carrie

...plus 26 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Final Destination 3
2. Final Destination 2
3. Final Destination
4. Final Destination 5
5. The Final Destination

a great year for horror

• Jennifer's Body
• Orphan
• The Loved Ones
• Saw VI
• The Uninvited
• The Box
• The Last House on the Left
• Triangle
• Zombieland
• Drag Me to Hell

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Beetlejuice
• Death Becomes Her
• American Psycho
• The Lovely Bones
• Spree
• Promising Young Woman
• Fear Street: 1994
• Eyes Wide Shut
• Halloweentown
• The Nightmare Before Christmas

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Fatal Attraction
• Sleeping with the Enemy
• Single White Female
• Basic Instinct
• The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
• Misery
• Cape Fear
• Obsessed
• Swimfan
• The Perfect Guy

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

top 10 stay winning

1. Promising Young Woman
2. The Killing of a Sacred Deer
3. A Clockwork Orange
4. Mean Creek
5. Mainstream
6. The Lobster
7. Saint Maud
8. Alone
9. Excision
10. Rent-A-Pal

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Ms .45
2. Fear Street: 1978
3. The Daytrippers
4. Hostel
5. Sorority Row
6. Clockwatchers
7. Swallow
8. Hostel: Part II
9. Timecrimes
10. Fear Street: 1994

...plus 22 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Saw VI
2. Saw II
3. Saw
4. Saw III
5. Saw 3D
6. Saw V
7. Saw IV
8. Jigsaw
9. Spiral: From the Book of Saw

• Funny Games
• Soul Survivors
• Come to Daddy
• Lake Mungo
• The Return
• The Five-Year Engagement
• The Sweetest Thing
• The Ramen Girl
• Dead Silence
• The Love Witch

...plus 18 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

all the movies i’ve watched for the first time or come back to enjoy again for the month of april :) it’s a shit ton ik...

• Triangle
• The Perfect Host
• Cube
• Single White Female
• What Lies Below
• Candyman
• Warm Bodies
• Requiem for a Dream
• Digging for Fire
• Better Watch Out

...plus 32 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.