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Favorite films

  • Mod Fuck Explosion
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Se7en
  • Day of the Dead

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  • Frankenstein

    ★★★★★

  • Cat People

    ★★★★½

  • Alien Cake

  • American Manhunt: Osama bin Laden

    ★★½

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Garfield: His 9 Lives

1988

★★★★½ Liked Watched

The source material for this is probably the best Garfield book and honestly a top tier comic representing one of the few moments where Jim Davis was really able to show some real creative drive beyond the incredibly repetitive, dry humor of the daily strip. As much as I like a lot of the strips for their stupidity, (particularly from the 80s up to roughly the early 00s), it would've been awesome if Davis had expanded more into this trippy,…

Class of Nuke 'Em High

1986

★★★★ Liked Watched

Skipping the Fellini Festival to smoke atomic weed and have sex is a fantastic metaphor for my taste in film.

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Cat People

1942

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

Cringing at old reviews is just a sign of growth really.
I love the noir feeling of this film that occasionally turns very gothic at all the right moments. The cinematography is gorgeous and the I’m surprised the scene where they’re attacked at their job didn’t stick with me. It’s extremely clever the mechanics of the lighting in this scene, using the light tables as the only source completely hides the panther in the shadows. The best shot in my…

American Manhunt: Osama bin Laden

2025

★★½ Watched

didn’t manage to catch the whole thing but i caught the 2nd half and while it does have some interesting information i’d mostly feels like revenge porn for Americans who are just itching to use their gun the next time they get cut off

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Menace II Society

1993

★★★★★ Liked 4

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Freddy vs. Jason

2003

★★★★★ Liked 3

"Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH"
I wouldn't go as far as to put this film on the same level as Rob Zombie's Halloween II. Halloween II is a misunderstood modern masterpiece. Freddy vs. Jason is a film that caters to all my personal horror needs. One is a critically disliked masterpiece and one is a critically disliked movie that is just a very good action-horror hybrid.
It fits a lot of the Y2K…