Children should be stored in cages in the luggage section of planes.

Weird choice to mention cute/naked children three seperate times while getting jerked off in a cold storage room, but you do you, I guess.

A Complete waste of my time.

Call me a traitor or whatever, but if I was ordered to walk out into the open, under enemy fire, to retrieve a $20 WallMart sledgehammer, I simply would not.