This is probably sacrilegious in the way one can only be when coming to a cult classic thirty years too late, but this film is kind of a hot mess???

1. Jesus *Christ*
2. Me before film: I’ve never seen a Daniel Day-Lewis film, I wonder what makes him the GOAT
Me after film: Ah.
3. My biggest want in life - maybe my only want, really - is to be able to grow the thick-moustache/light-stubble combo befitting of an early twentieth century oil man!!!!
4. All I want now is a milkshake!!!
Mum showed me this when I was maybe 11, and it sparked a 15+ year long love affair I have had with Agatha Christie (and watching them with mum specifically) ever since. One of the many many gifts she imparted on my life. Lauren Bacall is perfect, Albert Finney is unhinged, it’s all working in a really big way xx