jakecdavis

Favorite films

  • Parasite
  • Speed Racer
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

All
  • Hoosiers

    ★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★½

  • Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★

  • Cars 2

    ★★

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Hoosiers

1986

★★★ Watched

My favorite part of this movie is when Gene Hackman’s big pregame speech includes “Don’t worry about their fancy uniforms!” and then the other basketball team is wearing belts.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

2010

★½ Watched

These aren’t werewolves, they’re just big wolves.

Jacob needs to be on a watchlist. What a piece of shit.

They make such a big deal about how you NEED to light vampires on fire to kill them, yet we do not see one instance of a vampire making a come back after they get their fucking head knocked off. They crumble like stone if they get punched hard enough? One of them gets their hand bit off and it’s very…

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Hollywood Homicide

2003

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Shit y’all this is the one right here! Harry Fürd and Joshy Hart get into the BUSINESS in this one!

See Harry is a house salesman, and he’s gotta sell Sug Knight’s house before the full moon or it’s dead time! Meanwhile Josh is a yoga teacher that SLAMS. STRANGE. DAILY. I’m tellin’ ya. Wow. His fuckin’ can’t be stopped.

Here’s the catch, y’all. THEYRE BOTH DETECTIVES ALSO!!!!$ Whatever it takes to make a living’ in La La Land amirite?…

Heretic

2024

★★★ Watched

I’m bummed out that I enjoy discussing theology the exact way they’re all discussing theology in the first 35 minutes. I swear I’m not THAT into it but it’s an interesting conversation.

Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East are fantastic.

Shit Heel Grant is best Hugh Grant.

Topher Grace’s role as the legally mandated surprise actor in a modern thriller/horror is useless.

Third act is a let down.

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