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Favorite films

  • Under the Silver Lake
  • Kneecap
  • The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

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  • DAN DA DAN: Evil Eye

    ★★★½

  • The Phoenician Scheme

    ★★★★

  • Tornado

    ★★★½

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    ★★★★

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DAN DA DAN: Evil Eye

2025

★★★½ Liked 2

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The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

This shit is like Oppenheimer but at least during Oppenheimer I knew wtf was going on

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A Minecraft Movie

2025

★★★ Watched

and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be…

Wicked

2024

½ 3

As soon as the movie ended, my dad leaned over to me and my mom and whispered “Do you see the similarities? To Trump? The green skin, orange skin, how the government is working against them, and how everyone says he’s evil and wicked?”