This was better than it had any right to be

The two main action set pieces are bonkers good

Fake corporate cynicism is cringe.
 Not a single fight was motivated. Pure exhibition. Hugh Jackman had one good scene that lasted less than 30 seconds. 
A bunch of intertextual and industry news references so you can simulate the feeling of being a Hollywood insider. Ugh.

A body horror classic and my #1 of the year so far!!