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Should have had:

- King Leonidas
- Dale Earnhardt
- Undertaker

Back when a couple jokes were enough to sell a movie script

I wish Paul Rudd and Conner O'Malley had their roles swapped

This happened to my buddy Shay

The mirror creature was too sexy

Awesome

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We've got a lot to talk about

Bob Pattinson

fun movie but I wish M Night would have waited a few years for at least the 3.5 build of ChatGPT instead of using an early access version to write his script

Chive TV lore

I would have enjoyed this a lot more if I weren't being mustard gassed (inhaling alamo drafthouse spicy ranch popcorn seasoning) for the entire movie

a charming, slice of life documentary depicting a day in the life of an average english man and his canine companion living in yorkshire, england

the only road whose travelers are more hostile and suicidal than those of I-35

Simon & Garfunkel album visualizer

Average relationship in Austin, Texas

a lot of idiots reviewing this film. they spent googolplex dollars making it so it's awesome actually, nimrods. your little echo chambers have just brainwashed you to hate cool things. grow up.

Helm Hammerhand crashout (not for babies)

"Only assholes drink Mr Pibb" .. finally, a movie for DP fans

jason voorhees whoops his ass so bad on youtube

Out the gate this movie looks like it cost about 5 times as much as Smile 1 which is damn impressive considering that's not really the case. The tactical use of tight shots to constantly give that feeling of "oh shit there's some seriously freaky stuff happening and I'm gonna see it in a second" and some consistently thoughtful production design made this movie unnerving as hell to look at from start to finish, but the damn dance choreography and bumpin soundtrack are what really sold me. Nobody told me this was gonna be a part of the eras tour cinematic universe.

Some of the jumpscares were cheap and the gore teetered on cartoonish at times, but all things considered this movie rules hard as hell. One of those great horror movies where you spend an embarrassing amount of time looking away because that shit is just too unsettling to look at. Sure, Smile 1 set a low bar, but Smile 2 flew 90,000ft over the damn bar in a SR-71 Blackbird at mach 3.2 speed.

cautionary tale about going to the corner store with cowardly friends

gabagool turns ethan hawk's daughter into an ipad kid

saw it coming. every cave got a guy in there. common sense 🤦

google search: exorcist stairs and joker

the predators left her behind in antartica with only a long sleeve t shirt so i mean yeah shes still gonna die

Scored by the rhythmic steel drums of the late Sir James Buffett and with more than a handful of nods to the blockbuster hit Tremors (1990), Tim Burton's Boondock Saints 3 gives fans everything they were asking for and more.

if i was a history teacher i would tell the kids this is why we lost vietnam

I think this might actually be the worst movie I've ever seen

this one sucks eggs but I am literarily obligated to give it 3 stars

this one has some guys that i was really stoked to watch get owned by aliens

similar to snakes on a plane in many ways

can't believe I didn't put Fassbender kissing himself on the lips on my Alien bingo card

it's 2089 and nobody in the crew has ever seen Alien (1979)?

jesus. who knew this is what went into founding the city of rome? now i get why it took so long

I feel like I should have had to pay more to watch this

finally, mindhunter season 3

They made the monkeys way too sexy. I didn't hear one line of dialogue because I couldn't stop barking at my TV.

Howie Bling time travels himself into getting cucked by Samwise Gamgee

Pretty good plane movie but my flight attendant wouldn't give me the full can of diet coke (bullshit). Also the pilot never announced when we could move around the cabin so I never felt like I could get up to go to the bathroom even though I really needed to.

Jesus, Mary & Joseph. First a clown shoots Murray Franklin and now this? What the hell is going on with late night tv?!?

We are so fucking back.

Proximus was extremely dope, the eagles were only slightly less dope, the humans were shittier than maybe ever.

1. Dawn
2. Kingdom
3. Rise
4.
5. War (this one sucks on ice idc)

Edit: I am rescinding my negative comments about this movie just because I can't stop saying "oh no" whenever something mildly inconvenient happens

now scoring this one 3 chevy nova insignias out of 5