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assumed this was two hours long but apparently i started the three hours directors cut and didn’t realise until half way through. wasn’t my vibe but i kept going. my reward? jimmy fallon

harrison ford driving around in a cowboy hat just aura farming

i thought the one place i was safe from tom cruise doing backflips would be a francis ford coppola film, boy was i wrong

henry cavill is so good here they could only follow his villain with an evil gif, and i will never get tired of saying “that’s the moustache that ruined the dc cinematic universe!”

being a defence lawyer seems pretty easy if the guy just owns up to it

michael mann’s gta online mission, complete with the cops that forget you did anything if you drive a few streets away

would have a legacy sequel by now if it wasn’t for DAYS OF THUNDER: TRICKLE not having quite the same ring to it

they used to make so many movies about tom cruise getting involved with a scary cult. Which could mean nothing

is it normal for vampires to baby trap each other or is it just these two

killing off your ing cast so all you have for your legacy sequel team-up is the guy ethan gave diarrhoea

the last breathe of 80s throwback media until stranger things fires the final bullet

painfully pedestrian but there’s enough june squibb demanding olives and saying words like “uber” to make it worth your while

they don’t make gay cinema like this anymore! (derogatory)

why is wes anderson so late to michael cera? practically engineered in the wes labs. i’ve been on his game for decades while he was distracted by timothee chalamet. we wasted so much time

ittedly took a while to grasp this but those last twenty minutes floored me, a slow descent from dark comedy into pure dread, jafar panahi went crazy with this one

improved by a party going on close to the screening so in dialogue heavy scenes you could sometimes hear soulja boy

the ripple effect of aftersun needs to be studied, and this introduces it’s beautiful hyperreal elements far too late in the runtime to stand apart

standard side effects to being isolated with robert pattinson

i’m willing to let a lot of this slide but i cannot a tame impala needledrop

incredible performance from the girl who sang atomic kitten at karaoke. this harris dickinson guy is going places too

this is why they closed down bromley picturehouse

you can’t hate this one!! that’s what the entity wants, it wants us to turn against eachother

crazier than any stunt is ing jeremy renner was in TWO of these

probably the best one but only for the visual gag where tom cruise isn’t tall enough for the identification scanner

attended a conversation with tom cruise yesterday and he talked about this more than eyes wide shut. a film soooo pretty that you don’t care the rest is complete nonsense

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

stop g contracts with hacks when you can lose with cruise

funniest thing ethan hunt ever did was dress up as a cardinal to sneak into the vatican, that’s my first american pope

having death come for you and, even worse, you have to do this with your awful distant cousins

obviously not as slick as de palma’s espionage thriller prior to this, but john woo put the spectacle into mission impossible. did john woo invent tom cruise, the movie star? albeit the awful exposition in the first hour there’s so much in the action that’s echoed through the franchise, it’s wild this is considered the worst

christopher walken gets final destination powers and uses them against third party politics AND SOMEHOW it’s boring

two top guns don’t make a bottom

imagine missing the first scene and the cliffhanger is just tom cruise being tempted by caribbean cinema on his flight home

99.9% of hustlers stop hustling just before they’re about to win big

there should be disneyworld rides of the kansas asylum they sent dorothy to

no cops at pride just al pacino and his poppers

god forbid a lad from yorkshire has hobbies

trying to pull marilyn monroe and your first move is pretending to be a depressed british man that collects shells

really hard to follow if you haven’t seen the first mud movie

electro-shock therapy so bad it blew jack nicholson’s hairline off

the sheer dedication everyone in the 60s had to doing austin powers impressions

is it lynchian to make a comforting tale about the kindness of strangers and immediately follow it with mulholland drive

1 hour in: this is pretty tame for david lynch

2 hours in: why is glinda from wicked speaking to nicolas cage

all I’m hearing is chicken jockey this chicken jockey that how about you start chicken some job sites

exactly the type of freaky shit you’d expect from the writer of the despicable me 4

being hunted for sport typically happens when you out-perform the local youth banjo prodigy

one character picks up an oyster from the ground and starts shucking it on the spot, this is how the film tells us he’s the french connection

how much bug powder do you have to take to come up with this

it’s about the importance of having hobbies outside of work

last night was a movie for real

• The Surfer
• Anora
• A Real Pain
• Nickel Boys
• Saturday Night
• Queer
• Bring Them Down
• Bird
• The Room Next Door

(He can also dance)

• Wonka
• Fantastic Mr. Fox

1. Poor Things
2. Killers of the Flower Moon
3. The Zone of Interest
4. The Holdovers
5. Monster
6. How to Have Sex
7. The Killer
8. The Boy and the Heron
9. Priscilla
10. The Bikeriders

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• After Yang
• M3GAN

• Glass Onion
• Shrek

1. Medusa Deluxe
2. Bones and All
3. Women Talking
4. Lady Chatterley's Lover
5. Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
6. The Good Nurse
7. The Banshees of Inisherin
8. Decision to Leave
9. Glass Onion
10. The Stranger

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Titane
2. Spencer
3. C'mon C'mon
4. Benedetta
5. Red Rocket
6. The Power of the Dog
7. The Lost Daughter
8. The Tragedy of Macbeth
9. The French Dispatch
10. The Harder They Fall

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Lighthouse
2. Uncut Gems
3. Marriage Story
4. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
5. Knives Out
6. Honey Boy
7. Bad Education
8. Ford v Ferrari
9. A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
10. Waves

• House of Gucci
• A Star Is Born
• Snow White and the Huntsman
• Don't Worry Darling
• Suicide Squad

• Source Code
• Marjorie Prime
• The Darkest Minds
• Looper
• S1m0ne
• Total Recall
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
• These Final Hours
• Dracula Untold
• Self/less

...plus 37 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

not your expected shitpost list from me! slice of life films less about escapism to remind you of normality while we feel so distant from it

• Lady Bird
• 20th Century Women
• Miss Stevens
• The Breakfast Club
• Lion
• The Last Black Man in San Francisco
• The Peanut Butter Falcon
• I, Daniel Blake
• Columbus
• The Farewell

...plus 109 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

people have to play dangerous games for money or their lives, the best sub-genre

• Squid Game
• Alice in Borderland
• Saw
• Saw II
• Game Night
• The Hunger Games
• Escape Room
• Escape Room: Tournament of Champions
• Escape Room
• Escape Room

...plus 141 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Ichi the Killer

   shoe blade - super effective!

2. Audition

   wire - slow but clean

3. Saw

   hacksaw - did the job but a bit time consuming

4. Misery

   sledgehammer - fucking brutal, need a good swing too

5. Saw III

   concrete block - barely affectionate, just pulped it

6. Death Proof
7. Kill Bill: Vol. 1

• Palmer
• Stillwater
• Joe Bell
• Homefront
• Leave No Trace

• La La Land
• The Kissing Booth 3

• Cruella
• Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

films where matt damon shows up unprompted when no one asked

• Thor: Ragnarok
• Unsane
• EuroTrip
• Interstellar
• Che: Part Two
• Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
• Jersey Girl
• Finding Forrester
• Chasing Amy
• The Zero Theorem

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Spiral: From the Book of Saw
• The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

• Ready Player One
• Dumbo
• Ford v Ferrari
• Alvin and the Chipmunks
• WALL·E
• A Bug's Life
• Christopher Robin
• The Lorax
• The Lego Movie
• The Muppets

is it british? is it australian? we may never know

• The Dark Knight Rises
• Mad Max: Fury Road
• Locke
• The Revenant
• Capone

• The Place Beyond the Pines
• Sound of Metal

• Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

  from a packet but brad pitt made it so who cares its hot

• Malcolm & Marie

  looks alright. rich people mac and cheese. clearly not good enough to stop a domestic tho

• Home Alone

  doesnt even eat it. waste of produce and waste of my time

weirdest and worst films that premiered at cannes

• Wounds
• Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
• X-Men: The Last Stand
• Kung Fu Panda
• Creepshow
• Dirty Dancing
• Ocean's Thirteen
• Shrek
• Shrek 2
• Over the Hedge

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Die Hard
• Heat
• White Chicks
• Saw II
• Saw IV
• Hot Fuzz
• Hellraiser: Inferno
• Sonic the Hedgehog

• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
• The Bourne Legacy

• Parasite
• Crazy, Stupid, Love.

• The Witch
• Hereditary
• Midsommar
• It Chapter Two
• Doctor Sleep
• The Visit
• The Shining
• Suspiria
• Nocturnal Animals
• It Follows

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Kissing Booth 2
• To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You
• Tall Girl

• Detroit

• The Last Black Man in San Francisco
• If Beale Street Could Talk

• Marriage Story
• Logan Lucky
• Star Wars: The Force Awakens
• Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

ever since i moved out last year my parents started watching a lot more of "my" films and everytime we facetime they let me know their thoughts, still waiting for them to make a letterboxd

• 1917

  mum: not realistic, he wouldve died

• Uncut Gems

  mum: i found it really hard to understand him to start with. i really struggled listening to anything he was saying.

• The Lighthouse

  dad: i can see why you liked it

• Jojo Rabbit

  mum: very good balance of humour and serious

• Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

  mum: very good balance of humour and serious

• Parasite

  mum: bafta got it wrong (she also said it was a very good balance of humour and serious)

  dad: i had a hard time reading the subtitles before they went to the next line

• Midsommar

  mum: i felt sorry for the bear

• Bohemian Rhapsody

  mum: you didnt like it because it wasnt your era

• Crazy, Stupid, Love.
• Lady Bird

• The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
• The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society
• The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
• Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 Hours 11 Minutes
• Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?
• Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
• I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore
• To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Carol
• Baskin

has this been done before i feel like its been done before

• Little Women
• Emma.
• Mary Queen of Scots

• Parasite
• American Psycho
• This Is Spinal Tap

• Uncut Gems
• Parasite
• The Lighthouse
• Avengers: Endgame
• In the Tall Grass
• The Lion King
• Apollo 11
• Color Out of Space
• Captain Marvel
• Aladdin

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Uncut Gems
• Snatch

• Oldboy
• Parasite
• Burning
• The Host

• 1917
• '71

one-shot films and films that are stylistically manufactured to look like a one-shot

• Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
• Utøya: July 22
• Russian Ark
• Fish & Cat
• Son of Saul
• Blind Spot
• King Dave
• 1917
• Lost in London
• The Silent House

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Uncut Gems
• Honey Boy
• Ad Astra
• John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

• Marriage Story
• The Irishman

• Joe
• Mama

• Gravity
• Ad Astra

• No Country for Old Men
• Mad Max: Fury Road
• A Clockwork Orange
• Get Out
• Inglourious Basterds

• Get Out
• The Perfection

both look left in their posters
both wear glasses
both won critics choice
both had a lead role in the dark knight trilogy
both of which worked with oscar snubee amy adams

• Darkest Hour
• Vice

• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
• Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
• Youth in Revolt
• Superbad
• Juno
• Year One