Fish tales.

At the end of 2008’s Iron Man, there was a little moment where Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury approached Robert Downey Jr.’s Tony Stark, speaking about “the Avengers initiative.” It catapulted fans into ecstasy and perplexed others left to ask, “Wait, who’s that guy?” Now, 16 years later, with audiences treated like rats pushing a lever for another morsel of food, we’ve reached the logical endpoint of this treatment. Deadpool & Wolverine is a movie made entirely of post-credits scenes. It…