“find a penny, throw it off the roof, and all day long you’ll have bad luck”

This film is the equivalent of finding a recipe online and having to read the entire life story of the chef and the history of the apple, just to make a bland crumble

“THAT’S WHAT I TALK ABOUT”

I couldn’t imagine a bigger pile of shit if I tried

I’d be front row to get bitten by Hailee Steinfeld

Watching the old man jump off the cliff must’ve been how people felt watching the second plane hit the towers

Heyyy don’t mind us, we’re just going to break into your home, smash holes in your walls, scar your children and then blow your house up before we leave!
Kind Regards
The Navy Seals

The only acceptable pie to potentially lose your tongue for is Banoffee

Potential STI metaphor

I’ve never heard someone more northern than when Zoe said “Money”

Hmmm ok so 15 grand for the girlfriend experience, how much to watch Dune and get a Taco Bell??

Before he was a Nazi I would’ve shaved my pubes as well to go to a Kanye listening party