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Watched on Monday June 9, 2025.

Watched on Monday June 9, 2025.

We’re all just a spec of dust in the brain of this guy Chuck who wants to fuck his grandmother. And when Chick dies, he doesn’t think of his wife or children. Not at ALL. Instead he thinks about two times he danced: once randomly on the street and once with an eight grader. Huh???

They’ve made this movie a thousand times, it’s shocking how this genre refuses to make any changes or try anything new. And when it does (Exorcist: Believer!) everyone doesn’t like it!

This movie is dog shit, I hated it

Watched on Sunday June 1, 2025.

Watched on Sunday June 1, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 31, 2025.

PSH rip

Submarine scene scared the hellll out of me!! I sat front row center at the Citywalk IMAX and I honestly thought I was gonna get swallowed by the movie….still kinda scared!

Watched on Friday May 23, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 23, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

Watched on Monday May 19, 2025.

Watched on Monday May 19, 2025.

Like obviously not a great masterpiece, but this one is stuffed with classic kills - pound for pound best kills of the franchise??? Discuss…

Skyview scene - an all timer! Tony Todd - all timer! RIP to the legend

The confluence of 1. metal music and 2. 3D technology both being hot for a minute produced some of the most middle of the road horror movies ever lol. Just incredibly specific genre that only happened 2009-2011. 

Loved the skeleton kill at the end!

Fuck u Ben Franklin

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 6, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday May 6, 2025.

Thats 2 good Marvels in a row!

This one is full of great stuff

Better than the first (!) but could have used some climactic ing

Watched on Sunday April 27, 2025.

Goldie Hawn salvages this movie (and of course it’s very handsomely shot) but yeesh, Spielberg is not “zany”

Watched on Tuesday April 22, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday April 22, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday April 22, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday April 22, 2025.

Watched on Monday April 14, 2025.

Love the cast, love Garland, love the “project” of this movie. Really good entry in the “the Iraq War was actually really bad” genre.

Up down up down up down. Sit still!

Rami Malek acts so much in this movie

Watched on Wednesday April 9, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday April 9, 2025.

Watched on Monday April 7, 2025.

Jaw dropper. Every set-up perfect, every punch line a flop. Also literally couldn’t believe how beautiful some sequences are. A masterful, impressive bad movie. Should be the best movie, is not.

Spooky scary

Scariest thing in the world

Watched on Tuesday April 1, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday April 1, 2025.

Watched on Sunday March 30, 2025.

Watched on Saturday March 29, 2025.

A little disappointing. Ayer/Statham (my DeNiro/Scorsese) sophomore slump.

An evolving ranking of 2025.

1. The Shrouds
2. The Rule of Jenny Pen
3. Friendship
4. Sinners
5. Black Bag
6. Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 2
7. The Room Next Door
8. The Phoenician Scheme
9. Bring Her Back
10. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

...plus 31 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Rule of Jenny Pen
2. Sinners
3. Bring Her Back
4. Drop
5. Presence
6. Opus
7. The Monkey
8. Companion
9. The Ritual
10. Heart Eyes

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Parasite
• Mother
• The Host
• Memories of Murder
• Tokyo!
• Snowpiercer
• Barking Dogs Never Bite
• Okja
• Mickey 17

1. Anora
2. Dune: Part Two
3. Wicked
4. Emilia Pérez
5. The Substance
6. I'm Still Here
7. Nickel Boys
8. The Brutalist
9. A Complete Unknown
10. Conclave

A live, ever-changing look at my top 10 of 2024

1. Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World
2. AGGRO DR1FT
3. Civil War
4. Queer
5. The Seed of the Sacred Fig
6. La Chimera
7. Janet Planet
8. Evil Does Not Exist
9. Blitz
10. The Beekeeper

1. Smile 2
2. Chime
3. The First Omen
4. Cuckoo
5. Oddity
6. Nosferatu
7. The Substance
8. Terrifier 3
9. Trap
10. Exhuma

...plus 24 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Sunset Boulevard
2. Night and the City
3. The Asphalt Jungle
4. Gun Crazy
5. In a Lonely Place
6. No Way Out
7. Panic in the Streets

Every Halloween, I need to ask myself the world's most important question: what are the 15 greatest horror movies of all time?? Here are my thoughts, 2023 edition!

1. Halloween
2. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
3. The Blair Witch Project
4. House
5. Frankenstein
6. Drag Me to Hell
7. Blood and Black Lace
8. Dead Ringers
9. The Black Cat
10. Inside

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

The horror films I watched ramping up to Halloween 2022.

• Pearl
• Orphan: First Kill
• The Black Phone
• Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin
• Evil Dead
• Predator
• Prince of Darkness
• Sinister
• V/H/S
• The Exorcist

...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Predator
• Alien
• Weekend at Bernie's
• The Seventh Seal
• In the Mood for Love
• She's Out of My League
• Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
• Die Hard
• The Red Shoes
• Showgirls

...plus 39 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.