Letterboxd 4v3r4n JonoSwagger https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/ Letterboxd - JonoSwagger Eyes Wide Shut 5a1ph 1999 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/eyes-wide-shut/ letterboxd-review-901962423 Fri, 30 May 2025 09:47:15 +1200 2025-05-29 No Eyes Wide Shut 1999 4.0 345 <![CDATA[

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I liked the part where there were 900 separate boobs on screen in every shot. I can only wonder what Kubrick meant by that.

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 12401q 1984 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/indiana-jones-and-the-temple-of-doom/ letterboxd-review-900290585 Wed, 28 May 2025 10:44:56 +1200 2025-05-27 No Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 1984 2.0 87 <![CDATA[

God I do not this film being this messy and also simultaneously so long and so short at the same time, still I had a great time and was very reminded of fast and furious

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Thunderbolts* 584g4j 2025 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/thunderbolts/ letterboxd-review-884139443 Sat, 10 May 2025 09:34:16 +1200 2025-05-09 No Thunderbolts* 2025 2.5 986056 <![CDATA[

To be entertained is good enough.

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Sinners 585y6o 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/sinners-2025/ letterboxd-review-884139174 Sat, 10 May 2025 09:33:58 +1200 2025-05-09 No Sinners 2025 3.5 1233413 <![CDATA[

Pacing rough. Film good.

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Warfare 5v5q26 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/warfare/ letterboxd-review-884138860 Sat, 10 May 2025 09:33:39 +1200 2025-05-09 No Warfare 2025 3.5 1241436 <![CDATA[

War bad. Film good.

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Conclave 725w72 2024 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/conclave/ letterboxd-review-884137991 Sat, 10 May 2025 09:32:43 +1200 2025-05-09 No Conclave 2024 5.0 974576 <![CDATA[

Honestly the only thing I didn't like about this is that I didn't watch it in the cinema, potential for an all time fave

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You've Got Mail 6l5x3m 1998 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/youve-got-mail/ letterboxd-review-868655214 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 05:59:21 +1200 2025-04-21 No You've Got Mail 1998 2.0 9489 <![CDATA[

I don't think I like fun. Sorry

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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 4y6661 2024 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/sonic-the-hedgehog-3/ letterboxd-review-868654852 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 05:58:52 +1200 2025-04-21 No Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024 2.0 939243 <![CDATA[

I don't know why I watched this but I know this will piss Orr off

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Bad Boys II u395n 2003 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/bad-boys-ii/ letterboxd-review-832425410 Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:16:41 +1300 2025-03-10 No Bad Boys II 2003 1.0 8961 <![CDATA[

This film fucking blows I don't care what anyone says it's unbelievably bad and absolute nonsense and I'm a fan of unbelievably bad films that make no sense but this is just too far hot fuzz you tricked me.

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Crazy 3s66l Stupid, Love., 2011 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/crazy-stupid-love/ letterboxd-review-832424705 Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:14:41 +1300 2025-03-10 No Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011 5.0 50646 <![CDATA[

I'm so serious about this film no it's not just cuz of Ryan gosling it is an unreal rom com. The least cheesy most endearing. Americans love actually but the stories actually make sense and come together in a cohesive way. There's still the weird grooming bit but we move. I love this movie.

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Sing 695l3w 2016 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/sing-2016/ letterboxd-review-814574324 Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:00:00 +1300 2025-02-19 No Sing 2016 3.0 335797 <![CDATA[

I completely believe that taron edgeatonne got the Elton John role from this film

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Ratatouille 3a639 2007 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/ratatouille/ letterboxd-review-787006342 Fri, 24 Jan 2025 12:18:32 +1300 2025-01-23 No Ratatouille 2007 5.0 2062 <![CDATA[

Saw a couple people I have on here not give this 5 stars imma unfriend dw x

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Nosferatu ox33 2024 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/nosferatu-2024/ letterboxd-review-787004981 Fri, 24 Jan 2025 12:17:04 +1300 2025-01-18 No Nosferatu 2024 4.5 426063 <![CDATA[

Banger I'd have sued the fuck out of this bad boy if I was bram stoker

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Team America 4e4b6r World Police, 2004 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/team-america-world-police/ letterboxd-review-750784391 Sat, 28 Dec 2024 13:54:13 +1300 2024-12-28 No Team America: World Police 2004 3.0 3989 <![CDATA[

This film has aged excellently! No problems ! Very enjoyable.

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https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/wallace-gromit-vengeance-most-fowl/ letterboxd-review-749174076 Fri, 27 Dec 2024 09:30:44 +1300 2024-12-26 No Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024 4.5 929204 <![CDATA[

GROMIT I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

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Bodies Bodies Bodies 6b2142 2022 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/bodies-bodies-bodies/ letterboxd-review-748207235 Thu, 26 Dec 2024 14:08:43 +1300 2024-12-26 No Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022 3.5 520023 <![CDATA[

What an enjoyable movie everyone was amazing Rachel sennott if you are reading this . Please.

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Geostorm 124h2h 2017 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/geostorm/ letterboxd-review-743854494 Sun, 22 Dec 2024 15:42:56 +1300 2024-12-22 No Geostorm 2017 0.5 274855 <![CDATA[

Dean Devlin you devilish dick you've done it again!

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Theater Camp 562h3n 2023 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/theater-camp-2023/ letterboxd-review-738774276 Mon, 16 Dec 2024 11:50:08 +1300 2024-12-15 No Theater Camp 2023 3.0 986054 <![CDATA[

Cute

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When Harry Met Sally... 2r3c73 1989 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/when-harry-met-sally/ letterboxd-review-738773900 Mon, 16 Dec 2024 11:49:45 +1300 2024-12-15 No When Harry Met Sally... 1989 4.0 639 <![CDATA[

Movie! Had scenes!!!

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Tomb Raider 355y2h 2018 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/tomb-raider/ letterboxd-review-736606279 Fri, 13 Dec 2024 21:26:25 +1300 2024-12-13 No Tomb Raider 2018 2.0 338970 <![CDATA[

A film that exists! Honestly it wasn't bad but so so many cliches like I knew the entire plot from 5 minutes in

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Borderlands 4d5v4r 2024 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/borderlands-2024/ letterboxd-review-736605974 Fri, 13 Dec 2024 21:25:18 +1300 2024-12-13 No Borderlands 2024 0.5 365177 <![CDATA[

This is the only film I have ever fallen asleep watching. But in the 45 minutes or so I made it through I did not laugh once except for how incredibly bad everything in this film looks. Why is cate blanchetts hair like that.

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22 Jump Street 1c6q5n 2014 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/22-jump-street/ letterboxd-review-736605648 Fri, 13 Dec 2024 21:24:11 +1300 2024-12-13 No 22 Jump Street 2014 1.5 187017 <![CDATA[

God I should have left this film in my memory it's rough out here

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Wonka 492b2l 2023 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/wonka/ letterboxd-review-736605397 Fri, 13 Dec 2024 21:23:13 +1300 2024-12-13 No Wonka 2023 4.5 787699 <![CDATA[

Why did noone tell me how good this was what. Only marked down cuz a couple the songs weren't the best but overall BANGER

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The Bikeriders 275517 2023 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/the-bikeriders/ letterboxd-review-736604906 Fri, 13 Dec 2024 21:21:09 +1300 2024-12-13 No The Bikeriders 2023 2.0 1008409 <![CDATA[

The sillier the Tom hardy voice the better the film. Sadly he didn't quite go silly enough.

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A Quiet Place 5i2a1j Day One, 2024 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/a-quiet-place-day-one/ letterboxd-review-725971322 Fri, 29 Nov 2024 11:37:54 +1300 2024-11-29 No A Quiet Place: Day One 2024 2.5 762441 <![CDATA[

Very odd decision to have a baby screaming within a meter of me for the entire film. I feel like it kinda defeated the point.

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Civil War 4c3142 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/civil-war-2024/ letterboxd-review-725669350 Fri, 29 Nov 2024 00:45:24 +1300 2024-11-29 No Civil War 2024 3.5 929590 <![CDATA[

I really wish I had watched this in the cinema might watch again later but God I really enjoyed this

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https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/deadpool-wolverine/ letterboxd-review-725669200 Fri, 29 Nov 2024 00:44:47 +1300 2024-11-29 No Deadpool & Wolverine 2024 1.5 533535 <![CDATA[

If I hadn't been delirious on a plane I probably would have turned this off

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Music and Lyrics 301i2a 2007 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/music-and-lyrics/ letterboxd-review-724632383 Wed, 27 Nov 2024 11:47:43 +1300 2024-11-26 No Music and Lyrics 2007 1.5 11172 <![CDATA[

That was definitely a movie I wish they'd put some lyrics in it at some point

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Bridget Jones's Diary 196i2g 2001 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/bridget-joness-diary/ letterboxd-review-723122842 Mon, 25 Nov 2024 11:12:58 +1300 2024-11-24 No Bridget Jones's Diary 2001 2.0 634 <![CDATA[

God nostalgia back when you could make a career just out of being British. I am of course not referring to renee zelwegger.

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Gladiator II 5h171w 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/gladiator-ii/ letterboxd-review-721843959 Sun, 24 Nov 2024 02:39:43 +1300 2024-11-23 No Gladiator II 2024 3.5 558449 <![CDATA[

Honestly decent was expecting way worse now annoyingly I don't get to say that Ridley Scott hasn't made a good film in like 10 years old bat is still washed tho fuck him

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Casino Royale 276u1x 2006 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/casino-royale-2006/ letterboxd-review-721842215 Sun, 24 Nov 2024 02:36:06 +1300 2024-11-23 No Casino Royale 2006 5.0 36557 <![CDATA[

Ye idgaf I like crazy stupid love and I like this film. Ladies want me. Men want to be me.

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Alien 3b321p Romulus, 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/alien-romulus/ letterboxd-review-717147619 Sun, 17 Nov 2024 13:51:19 +1300 2024-11-17 No Alien: Romulus 2024 4.0 945961 <![CDATA[

Yay movies

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Gladiator 4u33k 2000 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/gladiator-2000/ letterboxd-review-717147122 Sun, 17 Nov 2024 13:50:38 +1300 2024-11-17 No Gladiator 2000 4.0 98 <![CDATA[

I felt myself turning into a dad over the course of 3 hours

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Aliens 625h3a 1986 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/aliens/ letterboxd-review-663132871 Mon, 2 Sep 2024 11:11:01 +1200 2024-09-02 No Aliens 1986 3.0 679 <![CDATA[

THATS RIGHT BABY IM WATCHING THE LOT. ITS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.

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Alien 3b321p 1979 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/alien/ letterboxd-review-661218046 Fri, 30 Aug 2024 21:23:20 +1200 2024-08-30 No Alien 1979 4.5 348 <![CDATA[

Woah space

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The Inbetweeners Movie 3u2528 2011 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/the-inbetweeners-movie/ letterboxd-review-652670583 Sun, 18 Aug 2024 10:16:30 +1200 2024-08-17 No The Inbetweeners Movie 2011 2.5 69798 <![CDATA[

Entertained gg time for the sequel

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Hit Man o5d27 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/hit-man-2023/ letterboxd-review-652669981 Sun, 18 Aug 2024 10:15:46 +1200 2024-08-17 No Hit Man 2023 4.0 974635 <![CDATA[

This film was a real hit man

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I Saw the TV Glow 521x42 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/i-saw-the-tv-glow/ letterboxd-review-649683600 Tue, 13 Aug 2024 19:46:19 +1200 2024-08-13 No I Saw the TV Glow 2024 4.0 858017 <![CDATA[

Ow :(((

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Longlegs 2n3154 2024 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/longlegs/ letterboxd-review-645310365 Wed, 7 Aug 2024 03:04:33 +1200 2024-08-06 No Longlegs 2024 2.5 1226578 <![CDATA[

Nothing funny to say about this one sorry.

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Twisters 602a3r 2024 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/twisters/ letterboxd-review-640497538 Tue, 30 Jul 2024 12:21:39 +1200 2024-07-30 No Twisters 2024 2.0 718821 <![CDATA[

Cba to write a review same way they cba to write a script other than "wot if we had lyk shurlock but 4 da wevva"

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Inside Out 2 t2o5w 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/inside-out-2-2024/ letterboxd-review-633427058 Sat, 20 Jul 2024 07:37:07 +1200 2024-07-19 No Inside Out 2 2024 4.0 1022789 <![CDATA[

Cried. Ffs.

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The Idea of You 152i1a 2024 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/the-idea-of-you-2024/ letterboxd-review-588753364 Tue, 7 May 2024 09:01:59 +1200 2024-05-06 No The Idea of You 2024 1.5 843527 <![CDATA[

Mario I have baked you an absolutely dogshit cake and it is this movie.

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Anatomy of a Fall 6s2g2i 2023 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/anatomy-of-a-fall/ letterboxd-review-587348963 Sun, 5 May 2024 11:58:17 +1200 2024-05-05 No Anatomy of a Fall 2023 5.0 915935 <![CDATA[

Wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming toward me very fast? Very, very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide-sounding name like…ow…ound…round…ground! That’s it! That’s a good name—ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

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The Fall Guy 2d4q4i 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/the-fall-guy-2024/ letterboxd-review-584135953 Tue, 30 Apr 2024 09:29:22 +1200 2024-04-29 No The Fall Guy 2024 4.0 746036 <![CDATA[

Who needs a plot when you have Ryan gosling and big booms

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Monkey Man 411m57 2024 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/monkey-man/ letterboxd-review-583963531 Tue, 30 Apr 2024 03:42:07 +1200 2024-04-29 No Monkey Man 2024 2.5 560016 <![CDATA[

Disappointingly low number of monkeys in this movie

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The ant k2416 2016 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/the-ant-2016/ letterboxd-review-576687968 Wed, 17 Apr 2024 20:20:26 +1200 2024-04-17 No The ant 2016 2.0 302946 <![CDATA[

Fun fact autism was released in conjunction with this movie

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Road House 4s3z5v 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/road-house-2024/ letterboxd-review-570448832 Sun, 7 Apr 2024 11:17:02 +1200 2024-04-07 No Road House 2024 3.0 359410 <![CDATA[

I enjoyed this so much. Conor McGregor star in more I BEG

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Anyone But You 20sh 2023 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/anyone-but-you/ letterboxd-watch-555241128 Sat, 16 Mar 2024 13:28:00 +1300 2024-03-16 No Anyone But You 2023 2.0 1072790 <![CDATA[

Watched on Saturday March 16, 2024.

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Dune t3r24 Part Two, 2024 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/dune-part-two/ letterboxd-review-552035421 Mon, 11 Mar 2024 12:07:02 +1300 2024-03-10 No Dune: Part Two 2024 4.5 693134 <![CDATA[

Watched in Leicester square in 70mm. Half a star off cuz some weird kids kept on squeaking the chairs in front of us, and some woman kept going on her phone, then we had to get an Uber and run in the station. All of this stress could have been avoided if I'd simply not watched this film.

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Cars 3b651c 2006 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/film/cars/ letterboxd-review-546219871 Sun, 3 Mar 2024 13:08:51 +1300 2024-03-03 No Cars 2006 4.0 920 <![CDATA[

Excellent . This is definitely the best film in the trilogy . But it's still not quite cars 2

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Want watch 6aa6y https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/jonoswagger/list/want-watch/ letterboxd-list-59538884 Tue, 18 Feb 2025 23:07:54 +1300 <![CDATA[ ]]> JonoSwagger