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guys guys guys hear me out, this movie was good! It was really impressive!! There was a lot of sand, a lot of religious allusions, hot people making love in the desert, bald guys with god complexes. This movie had it ALL. But it was just, too long. Okay??
I watched hundreds of people, young and old, hobble up and down the imax stairs for a pee break or a a sip of water to quench a desert-visuals-induced-thirst. And to…