The Lost World: Jurassic Park feels like a movie that the producers made Bowfinger style where no one told Steven Spielberg he was actually directing a movie.

5 minutes into the film I know we were in some serious trouble, despite the fact that this movie cost nearly twice as much as Final Destination 3 it looked a million times worse (thanks to shooting in 3D no doubt), everything was lit like a CW show and the actors sounded like they walked straight off a soap opera set. The rollercoaster sequence that sets off the previous film is so well staged, so well shot and the sound…
Sam Levinson - "whoa guys, I don't know if you can handle my film that I, an older white dude wrote about the complexities of being a teenage girl, it's pretty E̳͉̊̇̌̍D͔͍̪̠̙̼̦̿̇G̱̼͖͔̖̀ͧ̾̈ͬͭ̒Y̔̔͛̈ͤ, like TRIGGER WARNING am I right?"
-puts sunglasses on and blasts Linkin Park-
"p.s. this is what a feminist looks like"
-drives off into the distance-