Bogged down by insufferable antagonists and interminable exposition, but buoyed by hella cool stunts

- Once again, this franchise delivers the most creative stunts and fight choreography!
- I was abruptly transported back to the 2010s with all the "fight like a girl" stuff, including that baffling credits song
- Eve and Natalia are kinda giving Christine Daae & Meg Giry-- the girls that get it get it