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they asked if elisabeth moss’s bag was art. yes. obviously. end of debate. i would pay ission to look at it in silence.

girl, just go pee at the resort

this movie confirmed what i already knew: stay single, stay safe

Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

started vibing with it… and then it just ended. nicole was flawless, as always.

she may have been fighting for her life, but the vape break was non-negotiable

did it make sense? no. did it slay? in its own unhinged way, yes.

80 years old, but the lashes and nails? still intact.

me: gale is so annoying
my friend: no, he’s not!

also my friend by the end: okay yeah whatever

Watched on Monday April 7, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 5, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday April 2, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday April 2, 2025.

love the cast, but i’ve already watched this movie ten times under different titles. the vibes are there, but the originality isn’t. so many strange little quirks, yet none of them managed to feel… strange enough. at this point, i could’ve written this movie from memory before pressing play. maybe what this genre needs is a nap and a new idea.

moral of the story? swipe left and stay home.

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the true flex: outliving your ex and attending their funeral looking better than ever

i have no idea what this was about, but i’m haunted. mission accomplished.

the most stressful coffee date ever

watched this while exhausted and i think it watched me back

magenta was serving full chappell roan energy

maybe if he cleaned his damn apartment, there wouldn’t have been a fly in the machine

nothing like a little body horror to make me rethink my screen time

can’t believe i watched the whole franchise just for the finale to say: „actually, meet corey.” glad michael could make a special guest appearance in his own story, though.

this is what happens when you let facebook dads organize the defense strategy: an hour and 45 minutes of people larping as a neighborhood watch and screaming „evil dies tonight” for no reason

laurie spent the last 40 years rewatching home alone and taking notes

so much blood, so much screaming, so little coherence. the dialogue was so cringe i wanted michael to show up just to make it stop. also, couldn’t care less about his mommy issues or the whole white horse thing.

the cast held on strong. the script, however, let go.

i too would blast my fave spotify playlist before performing an exorcism

when i’m old, don’t even think about putting me in a place like this

can’t wait to stream this on disney+ with the whole family

slaughtered the entire crew, but spared the cat. now that’s what i call an animal lover.

what if we got the whole gang together and played murder mystery in an isolated antarctic research base?

came for the slasher, but the rom-com just wouldn’t let me have it. less meet-cute, more murder, please.

if you ever feel too comfortable, this movie will fix that

a rollercoaster of a movie with zoe saldaña as the seatbelt trying to keep it all together

that’s why i always thank chatgpt

if donald trump lost the election and instead decided to colonize another planet

someone finally helped that old lady throw away the trash. i’m literally in tears.

took „moving on” to another level

if i ever go through a tragic loss, i too will move to paris and stare out of windows dramatically

break my heart, and congratulations - you’re now a character in my revenge novel

learning new languages has never been this stressful before

visually stunning, emotionally gripping - i was fully on board until the last act. this felt larger than life, and so did my confusion about the last 30 minutes. so much tension, so much emotion… and then suddenly, the „bookshelf ghost” thing made me physically cringe. it felt like the movie was making a parody of itself. interstellar is proof that some things don’t need to be explained in order to work.

nothing could’ve prepared me for the joy of hearing björk in the middle of this

i may have napped through part of it, but i still liked it just as much as the first one. spent the first hour confused and exhausted, then the plotting kicked in and suddenly i was invested.

holy shit. i need a moment. or a week.

this is why i’ll never trust anyone who works in finance

the only thing scarier than seeing yourself on screen? seeing yourself again. and again. whether it’s mind games, multiverses or just actors showing off, this list is all about cinematic clones, doubles, duality and performers working overtime - probably for just one paycheck.

1. Possession
2. Black Swan
3. Mulholland Drive
4. Suspiria
5. Us
6. Perfect Blue
7. Everything Everywhere All at Once
8. Okja
9. X
10. Vertigo