Showgirls: LA (2026) announcement is any day now…

haven’t been left speechless by a movie in a while so this was a breath of fresh air (and not even just in of horror). subtley comedic, absolutely merciless, and viscerally upsetting through the entire runtime with a trifecta of characters holding equal weight in the story

p.s. i doubt we’ll ever see a more diabolical use of untouched by the veronicas in film ever again

“Honestly Millie, I’m missing AP Bio - I didn’t come here to clam jam with you.”

this checked
every
single
fucking
box
for me.

AND I BELIEVE IN CHRISTOPHER LANDON SUPREMACY.

im too dumb for this movie all i know how to do is praise aubrey plaza and write my silly little 4 star reviews