"I didn't ask to be born"

Forget the Joker, forget Tyler Durden, forget Edward Cullen, forget Patrick Bateman: Thane Furrows is LITERALLY ME

Possibly the purest form of catharsis I've ever had from a movie, I haven't felt this much at peace in a while. The premise is perfect, the bits are perfect, the ending is perfect. Small budget so it's a little rough around the corners but I think that only adds to the charm, this honestly works better being a little unpolished. You can really only get away with making a movie like this once but man it's such just a great concept

Complete hogwash (sorry Julian)

There are fleeting moments where it evoked some interest in me, but I can 100% confirm after watching this that I am not a David Lynch guy. You don't get a free to put random shit in your movie that serves no purpose and noone can explain just because you're David Lynch, I don't care

The narrative structure is different, but didn't feel like a good different. Just felt frustrated that stakes were really only introduced in the third act. Respect for using practical effects for the monster though

Also an embarrassingly bad post-credits scene, had to google it after to double check that it was as dumb as I thought it was

A visual delight, an action movie that actually makes me feel something. The antagonist is a little weird but apart from that there's a lot of great setpieces and ideas employed here to make the most of the concept