Um idc but I wanna be ken.

Gay.

My personality

Can you imagine the aneurysm that would occur if Christopher Nolan had to write a female protagonist?

So true xx so real xx so candid xx

Broooooooo. 

Andrew Niccol and Peter Weir single handedly started the flat earth theory.

10/10.

Obvi white people are fucking scary and this is great. WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU GET OUT SOONER?!

why am i not a fan?!?!?! i love being john malco and all that shit

Why was this some cooked cunts reimagining of Harry Potter?

This wasn’t for the gays. It’s for the straights to laugh at the gays.

Okay so here’s my pitch for the plot:

We think Emma Stone has her baby’s brain all the way till the end… and then it’s revealed they just gave her a lobotomy because she’s a raging lesbian. 

Wasn’t here for the pedophilia.

This is what a WFH, telemarketing, ‘up to 100k a year’ job ment feels like

This was my life between 15-18 years old. 

How have I not seen this before now.