Falling for Christmas

2022

★★★★★ Liked 2

I am as gay as Lindsay Logan’s fiancé.

Blonde

2022

½ Watched

No denying I like things that break genre and tell their own story but depicting intense rape, sex and assault literally, in a film that’s supposed to demystify that she isn’t defined by sex or assault, seems like poor taste. It feels like this Andrew director dude is giving “yeah show everything so full on we can’t look away” it’s giving male gaze. It’s giving fuck off.

Dear Evan Hansen

2021

Watched

AHHAAHAHAAHAHA IM NOT MENTALLY STABLE ENOUGH TO RATE THIS BYE

In the Tall Grass

2019

★★ Watched

Meh. Bit anti abortion. Bit white man. Nice big boy visuals.

The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

2023

Watched

One of the most poorly made documentaries I have ever seen. All started with the fucking title. Wow surprise surprise surprise he’s obviously cooked.

Sharp Stick

2022

Liked 2

My biopic if I was straight

Cuties

2020

★★★★ Watched

You must watch Cuties to have an opinion on Cuties.

It’s an interesting perspective on female rage from the mistreatment, fetishising and objectification of women that has occurred for centuries! 

The most problematic part of this film is that it plays into the oppressive Muslim Girl trope, that all Muslim women feel oppressed by modesty and are forced into these traditions. I’d love to see a film not about that soon :) 

If you’re sexualising these girls, that’s what the film is critiquing. End of story. Die conservative right wingers in Texas, die.

Mean Girls

2024

Liked Watched

Who knew that a white girl who went to Africa breaking a plastic tiara would save humanity once again

Mainstream

2020

Watched

Nah :( 

Was really excited for it as well. :(

You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah

2023

Liked Watched

It structurally feels like it was written by a thirteen year old and I’m sorta here for it. So many great one liners and it feels like real people. Cute little nepo family moment that I loved.

So Vam

2021

★★★★★ Watched

THIS BITCH WAS SEVENTEEN MAKING HER FIRST FEATURE I REPEAT SEVENTEEN !!!! MORE STYLISTIC AND QUEER SHIT LIKE THIS IN AUSTRALIA PLEASE !!!

American Wedding

2003

2

Mad issues BAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA 

Why did I do this to myself 
Who knows