laneikka has written 91 reviews for films during 2021.

Nine Perfect Strangers

2021

½ Watched

NO NICOLE. JUST BECAUSE YOU PRODUCED THE SHOW DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER MONOLOGUE WITH YOUR RUSSIAN ACCENT.

Blue Is the Warmest Color

2013

★★★ 1

Cute, some things that were v real. Just “feeling crazy” for having feelings towards girls. Oath. Teenagers in the film felt lame though, no real representation there. 

It’s still very much from the male gaze. But better than most male made movies about queer women lmao.

Forrest Gump

1994

★★½ Watched

Tom hanks is the only good part of this film. Patriotism. American war movie. And Jenny is a literal time travelling device with different hairstyles. Let’s give Jenny her own biopic please so she has some PURPOSE !

La Vie en Rose

2007

Watched

Fuckkkkk yes beautiful beautiful

Dear Evan Hansen

2021

Watched

AHHAAHAHAAHAHA IM NOT MENTALLY STABLE ENOUGH TO RATE THIS BYE

Richard Jewell

2019

Watched

my mum really loved this... troubling yet wholesome :)

Pieces of a Woman

2020

★★★ Watched

Great film. Bit wanky. Vanessa Kirby is a bit shit and tries to really "show us" how painful her experience is, very indulgent and makes it hard to empathise with how tragic and beautiful the film is portrayed cinematically. Ending is shit, making a "controversial" decision by siding with a terrible human that is disgused as a "strong thing to do" is gross. No. Watch it and see what I'm talking about it's fucked. 

Shia LaBeouf is a god send,…

North Country

2005

Watched

Yeah I hate men.

Rust and Bone

2012

Liked Watched

This is why my mum wouldn’t let me go outside by myself until I was seventeen.

The Last Black Man in San Francisco

2019

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Hi I hate white people im taking full responsibility for gentrification and all this bad shit white people do if I ever this Montgomery man do his little shy walk again I’ll fucking die. I’ll actually die. He’s too precious to exist in this world. Just a film about two beings not belonging anywhere. Please read my review Joe Please find me on Letterboxd. It’s so dreamy. It’s fucking wack. Yum ok I’ll stop speaking.

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

2019

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Nothing knew to add to the hype. It’s Shayne de Groot and I besides the tragic ending. I love it. I also love her goodbye.

Oldboy

2003

1

SPOILER Hi this is good but also it’s just a whiny man that semi non consensually fucks his sister and then ruins everyone’s life because he is so lonely. Cute I understand. Well made etc. wish we had things this fucking stylistic in Australia but the angry fem in me ruined this film bye.