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When did Jennifer Laurence get so bad lmao

Tom Cruise paying actors SAG rates to compliment Tom Cruise < Tom Cruise paying writers to rewrite jokes with “it’s rhetorical” because Tom Cruise didn’t get his own joke.

The tackiest shit I’ve ever seen! Praise the lord!

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

The last hour is titanic with blue humans.

James Cameron has a kink for pregnant ladies.

I’m the sword.

I am the chicken that Florence saids looks beautiful. 

This really wasn’t as bad as everyone’s made it out to be. 

If this was a male director some dick on letterbox would say it’s a solid five stars. 

Y’all are just obsessed with the dramaaaaa.

I just wanna live in a flat with you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

This was made by that guy who wants to convince you why Elvis is the rock and roll legend when no when asked.

Little Elvia rocked.

All that controversy for a film entirely from the point of a fifteen year old boy wanting to engage in a relationship with an older women where neither of them fuck each other. Wow. 

P.S IT WAS SO AWKWARDLY LOVELY I LOVE WATER BEDS

Conventional by the end but YUM AT THE START ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ WORTH IT