It's that time of year again where everyone's favorite group of white senile dustbags announce what they deem to be the best films the year has to offer. Naturally, most of us are bound to disagree with them. Therefore, for the sake of all of us cinephiles, I've decided to go ahead and tell them what they should pick, even before the winners have been announced.

Note: Selections are only taken from what has actually been nominated and not from any personal favorite snubs for the year *coughjakegyllenhaalnightcrawlercough*

Best Picture: Birdman
Best Director: Richard Linklater, Boyhood
Best Actor: Michael Keaton, Birdman
Best Actress: Marion Cotillard, Two Days, One Night
Best Actor in a ing Role: J.K. Simmons, Whiplash
Best Actress in a ing Role: Patricia Arquette, Boyhood
Best Animated Feature Film: The Tale of the Princess Kayuga
Best Cinematography: Robert Yeoman, The Grand Budapest Hotel
Best Costume Design: The Grand Budapest Hotel
Best Documentary Feature: Finding Vivian Maier
Best Film Editing: Tom Cross, Whiplash
Best Foreign Language Film: Tangerines
Best Makeup and Hairstyling: The Grand Budapest Hotel
Best Music, Original Score: Alexandre Desplat, The Grand Budapest Hotel
Best Music, Original Song: "Glory", Selma
Best Production Design: The Grand Budapest Hotel
Best Sound Editing: Birdman
Best Sound Mixing: Whiplash
Best Visual Effects: Interstellar
Best Adapted Screenplay: Inherent Vice
Best Original Screenplay: Birdman