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Favorite films

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Hundreds of Beavers
  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

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  • Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★★★

  • Welcome Back, Mr. McDonald

    ★★★★

  • Bring Her Back

    ★★★½

  • Streets of Fire

    ★★★½

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How to Train Your Dragon

2025

★½ Watched

Not at all surprised that Universal refused to leave the How to Train Your Dragon franchise to rest and decided to jump on the bandwagon of remaking one of the best animated films of the past century to pander to people’s nostalgia. If you’ve seen a live action remake before, you know exactly what to expect here. Every plot beat is entirely predictable because next to nothing from the 2010 classic was changed here. It’s DreamWorks’ own equivalent to The…

The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

It’s fascinating that the best reincarnation of the Looney Tunes since the original theatrical shorts was developed by the same guy who created Uncle Grandpa

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Freddy Got Fingered

2001

★★★★★ Liked 1

I asked my friends while we were watching this what the plot was, and they couldn’t give me an answer.

Freddy Got Fingered defies the art of cinema itself.

Bring Her Back

2025

★★★½ 1

It’s kind of like The Visit (2015) except it doesn’t suck!

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Jurassic World Dominion

2022

½ 12

I simply hate it for having ‘minion’ in the title 😡

The Owl House: For the Future

2023

★★★★ Liked 5

I know Letterboxd is gonna take this down but I just wanna say FUCK DISNEY FOR SHORTENING THIS SHOW