Visions of oil, money, and hell.

I really and truly hate this shit man. Josh Whedon has made his appearance, and with it, left his indelible impression, like the fossil of a rotten banana peel preserved in excrement forever. This movie isn’t a movie so much as a 2 1/2 hr long ment for the other movies they’re going to make, themselves ments for empire, or tee shirts and action figures, or whatever.
The story itself is basically an afterthought, less interesting than any of the…
Well folks here we are. Thando has gone and instituted his Malthusian will to exterminate half of all living things. Why? Through some hamfisted exposition, we learn it has something to do with balance. Or making sure there’s plenty to eat. Doesn’t really seem to matter.
True to form, Marvel kills off about three main characters for good, none of whom seem to as anything close to important in the long run, if they were even important to the…