i can’t believe it’s not love!

2024
the opening scene made me jump out of my seat in the theater. that never happens. it reminds me of the jumpscare that wasn’t really a jumpscare in lake mungo. this isn’t my first rodeo, i know the horror genre like the back of my hand. this is gonna be brief, but i think fully seeing longlegs (nicholas cage) ruined the entire film. the way he was kept half out of frame in the beginning should’ve been how it was…