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It’s like it was written by someone who doesn’t understand why the original was so good.

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Final Destination Bloodlines 503o73 2025 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/final-destination-bloodlines/ letterboxd-review-893381545 Wed, 21 May 2025 03:13:59 +1200 2025-05-20 No Final Destination Bloodlines 2025 2.5 574475 <![CDATA[

Fun time but it feels like it’s missing a lot of the creativity shown in previous movies.

The deaths aren’t very elaborate, losing the ‘Rube Goldberg Machine’ charm this series is best at.

I also think it’s missing the reliability the deaths used to have in previous movies.

I can relate to getting scared the plane I’m on will crash or a rollercoaster will malfunction, seeing a giant sky-restaurant fall apart, while a cool set-piece, has no relatability, so ironically the moments that had me most invested where when the guy is at risk of jumping on a rake or stepping on a shard of glass. The more simple stuff can be more effective.

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Trap 2t4b29 2024 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/trap-2024/ letterboxd-review-883462418 Fri, 9 May 2025 11:00:08 +1200 2025-05-08 No Trap 2024 1.5 1032823 <![CDATA[

Would be a great comedy if I wasn’t constantly thinking about M. Night Shyamalan smirking to himself as he writes the most contrived situation imaginable

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A Minecraft Movie 112w1i 2025 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/a-minecraft-movie/ letterboxd-review-855275755 Mon, 7 Apr 2025 00:23:10 +1200 2025-04-06 No A Minecraft Movie 2025 2.0 950387 <![CDATA[

Memes aside this movie sucks lol

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Mickey 17 2q27c 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/mickey-17/ letterboxd-review-838850033 Tue, 18 Mar 2025 05:23:19 +1300 2025-03-17 No Mickey 17 2025 3.5 696506 <![CDATA[

It’s got some pacing issues but Robert Patterson’s performance does more than enough to elevate every scene, shame it didn’t get much attention.

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Dog Man 5h6x5c 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/dog-man/ letterboxd-review-811968263 Mon, 17 Feb 2025 13:18:04 +1300 2025-02-16 No Dog Man 2025 3.5 774370 <![CDATA[

The best baby movie I’ve ever seen

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Wicked 52571s 2024 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/wicked-2024/ letterboxd-review-802507091 Sat, 8 Feb 2025 02:29:44 +1300 2025-02-07 No Wicked 2024 2.0 402431 <![CDATA[

Don’t know what people see in this movie, it’s so visually unpleasant

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Better Man 4vi3 2024 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/better-man-2024/ letterboxd-review-776178458 Tue, 14 Jan 2025 18:43:57 +1300 2025-01-14 No Better Man 2024 4.5 799766 <![CDATA[

pretty good monkey movie, too bad it stars a monkey so nobody will take it seriously lol

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Venom 2v1b5l The Last Dance, 2024 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/venom-the-last-dance/ letterboxd-review-710431794 Fri, 8 Nov 2024 13:37:24 +1300 2024-11-08 No Venom: The Last Dance 2024 1.0 912649 <![CDATA[

Was that even a movie?

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Joker 2w2g5d Folie à Deux, 2024 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/joker-folie-a-deux/ letterboxd-review-685696848 Sun, 6 Oct 2024 15:47:59 +1300 2024-10-05 No Joker: Folie à Deux 2024 2.5 889737 <![CDATA[

I have never thought “alright THIS is where it’s gonna get good” more than while watching this movie

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2b3v2r Dog Days, 2012 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-dog-days/ letterboxd-review-650884405 Thu, 15 Aug 2024 17:06:21 +1200 2024-08-14 No Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days 2012 3.0 82650 <![CDATA[

The worst of the trilogy but still pretty good, Rodrick singing Justin Bieber should go down in cinematic history

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White Chicks 5b6h56 2004 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/white-chicks/ letterboxd-review-648972209 Mon, 12 Aug 2024 16:51:04 +1200 2024-08-11 No White Chicks 2004 3.5 12153 <![CDATA[

Could quite possibly be the greatest movie of all time if the first 10 minutes weren’t so incredibly shit and boring

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FRED 31o2g The Movie, 2010 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/fred-the-movie/ letterboxd-review-642376383 Fri, 2 Aug 2024 14:55:30 +1200 2024-08-01 No FRED: The Movie 2010 3.0 45839 <![CDATA[

Quite possibly the funniest movie conceived by man

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https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/deadpool-wolverine/ letterboxd-review-640569780 Tue, 30 Jul 2024 14:33:11 +1200 2024-07-29 No Deadpool & Wolverine 2024 3.5 533535 <![CDATA[

One of the rare movies that gets away with being a complete mess of fan-service, it’s pretty fun

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Longlegs 2n3154 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/longlegs/ letterboxd-review-632952951 Fri, 19 Jul 2024 11:21:54 +1200 2024-07-18 No Longlegs 2024 3.5 1226578 <![CDATA[

It’s a very good thriller and is shot excellently but I really wish it weren’t pushed as a horror so much.

Plot is also extremely predictable; you can tell what’s happening from a mile away, makes the long-winded exposition towards the end feel unnecessary.

Still though pretty good movie - better to go in with no expectations.

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Sausage Party 6h2o4q 2016 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/sausage-party/ letterboxd-review-630831308 Tue, 16 Jul 2024 06:46:20 +1200 2024-07-15 No Sausage Party 2016 1.5 223702 <![CDATA[

An adult film specifically designed to appeal to 12 year olds

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El Camino 2t6c6e A Breaking Bad Movie, 2019 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/el-camino-a-breaking-bad-movie/ letterboxd-review-613192318 Mon, 17 Jun 2024 14:26:28 +1200 2024-06-16 No El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie 2019 3.0 559969 <![CDATA[

It’s nice seeing what happened to Jesse and it’s definitely not bad at all - but it will never NOT feel completely unnecessary

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The Muppets 4a6g4f 2011 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/the-muppets/ letterboxd-review-610443535 Wed, 12 Jun 2024 19:22:58 +1200 2024-06-12 No The Muppets 2011 5.0 64328 <![CDATA[

This movie rocks

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The Garfield Movie 2l4t5d 2024 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/the-garfield-movie/ letterboxd-review-605720163 Tue, 4 Jun 2024 17:07:02 +1200 2024-06-03 No The Garfield Movie 2024 2.0 748783 <![CDATA[

Wow, that was shit!

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Baby Reindeer 611f1o 2024 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/baby-reindeer/ letterboxd-review-589554571 Wed, 8 May 2024 19:27:36 +1200 2024-05-08 No Baby Reindeer 2024 4.5 241259 <![CDATA[

Went in expecting Melissa McCarthy tier comedy-

It was extremely good though, would recommend

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Saltburn 6e3pe 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/saltburn/ letterboxd-review-584112860 Tue, 30 Apr 2024 08:56:05 +1200 2024-04-29 No Saltburn 2023 4.0 930564 <![CDATA[

Just as good as everyone said it was, very surprised

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Jimmy Neutron 162s4f Boy Genius, 2001 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/jimmy-neutron-boy-genius/ letterboxd-review-583052640 Sun, 28 Apr 2024 20:36:49 +1200 2024-04-28 No Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 2001 3.5 12589 <![CDATA[

Jimmy Neutron rocks tho!!!! 🤘🤘

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Late Night with the Devil h2bd 2023 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/late-night-with-the-devil/ letterboxd-review-583051409 Sun, 28 Apr 2024 20:32:01 +1200 2024-04-28 No Late Night with the Devil 2023 2.5 938614 <![CDATA[

I like the script, I like the actors, but the way this movie was executed is really disappointing, it’s all so clean and pristine for what’s meant to be an archive of 70’s talk show, it really takes you out of it and ruins a lot of the scares and overall atmosphere.

At least if it actually looked like it came from that time it would’ve disguised how bad the CG looks.

They just couldn’t commit, I’m not sure if it were the executives or producers getting cold feet, but it’s hard not to see the potential with an idea like this that sadly is nowhere near realzied in this film

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Knuckles 536d4o 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/knuckles-2024/ letterboxd-review-581960626 Sat, 27 Apr 2024 08:12:39 +1200 2024-04-26 No Knuckles 2024 3.5 158300 <![CDATA[

Wade is pretty funny ngl

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The Butterfly Effect 4t5x5x 2004 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/the-butterfly-effect/ letterboxd-review-565423759 Sun, 31 Mar 2024 07:44:11 +1300 2024-03-30 No The Butterfly Effect 2004 4.0 1954 <![CDATA[

Nothing can replicate your first viewing of this movie, your jaw will be dropped

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The Fairly OddParents 1b402w Channel Chasers, 2004 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/the-fairly-oddparents-channel-chasers/ letterboxd-review-562898357 Wed, 27 Mar 2024 13:14:14 +1300 2024-03-26 No The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers 2004 4.5 375273 <![CDATA[

It’s Peak!!!!

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 694o5 2023 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/the-super-mario-bros-movie/ letterboxd-review-562318214 Tue, 26 Mar 2024 14:20:20 +1300 2024-03-25 No The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023 2.0 502356 <![CDATA[

I love Super Mario!!!!

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Babylon 1o2b2i 2022 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/babylon-2022/ letterboxd-review-556160884 Sun, 17 Mar 2024 16:27:37 +1300 2024-03-16 No Babylon 2022 3.0 615777 <![CDATA[

There’s a lot of great aspects of this movie and I love its themes

Just wish it wasn’t so fucking long

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Ralph Breaks the Internet 5z2l3k 2018 - ★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/ralph-breaks-the-internet/ letterboxd-review-549750424 Fri, 8 Mar 2024 14:02:14 +1300 2024-03-07 No Ralph Breaks the Internet 2018 1.5 404368 <![CDATA[

Honestly it’s shocking how bad of a sequel this is, even then it’s just a downright horrible film on it’s own

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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium 5u56n 2007 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/mr-magoriums-wonder-emporium/ letterboxd-review-538475855 Tue, 20 Feb 2024 18:16:18 +1300 2024-02-19 No Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium 2007 4.5 2284 <![CDATA[

The best kids move for adults

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Madame Web 1cf2h 2024 - ½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/madame-web/ letterboxd-review-536961888 Sun, 18 Feb 2024 21:53:43 +1300 2024-02-18 No Madame Web 2024 0.5 634492 <![CDATA[

Boy, that sure was bad.

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Sonic the Hedgehog 32372w 2020 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/sonic-the-hedgehog/ letterboxd-review-532002068 Sun, 11 Feb 2024 14:04:47 +1300 2024-02-10 No Sonic the Hedgehog 2020 3.0 454626 <![CDATA[

Not a good Sonic Movie but has a decent story and characters

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Monsters 6x3962 Inc., 2001 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/monsters-inc/ letterboxd-review-530174076 Thu, 8 Feb 2024 17:24:51 +1300 2024-02-07 No Monsters, Inc. 2001 5.0 585 <![CDATA[

This movie is literally perfect, it’s even got that green guy what’s his face

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Requiem for a Dream 5j2w2b 2000 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/requiem-for-a-dream/ letterboxd-review-527623478 Sun, 4 Feb 2024 20:12:20 +1300 2024-02-03 No Requiem for a Dream 2000 4.0 641 <![CDATA[

Is that the guy from White Chicks???

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Step Brothers 2r712y 2008 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/step-brothers/ letterboxd-review-526678528 Sat, 3 Feb 2024 15:43:06 +1300 2024-02-02 No Step Brothers 2008 4.5 12133 <![CDATA[

This is THE shitty 2000’s comedy I think holds up the best this thing never fails to make me laugh

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 572x3 2022 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/sonic-the-hedgehog-2/ letterboxd-review-524042217 Tue, 30 Jan 2024 12:40:53 +1300 2024-01-29 No Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022 2.5 675353 <![CDATA[

I really wanted to learn more about Rachel and her wedding with the man who broke her heart, but they kept cutting to some blue rat thing and a talking yellow toilet brush

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Pokémon Detective Pikachu 294y68 2019 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/pokemon-detective-pikachu/ letterboxd-review-522742426 Sun, 28 Jan 2024 23:04:33 +1300 2024-01-28 No Pokémon Detective Pikachu 2019 1.0 447404 <![CDATA[

I think this might be the most boring Smosh Video I’ve ever seen

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School of Rock 3m1s4n 2003 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/school-of-rock/ letterboxd-review-521687315 Sat, 27 Jan 2024 17:09:54 +1300 2024-01-26 No School of Rock 2003 5.0 1584 <![CDATA[

It’s very rare when a movie you watched as a kid holds up just as well when you revisit it.

This is one of the movies.

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Five Nights at Freddy's 1f5v 2023 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/five-nights-at-freddys/ letterboxd-review-520272243 Thu, 25 Jan 2024 14:42:01 +1300 2024-01-24 No Five Nights at Freddy's 2023 2.0 507089 <![CDATA[

Very bold of a horror movie to not include any horror

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Hazbin Hotel 306d54 2019 - ★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/hazbin-hotel/ letterboxd-review-517822994 Mon, 22 Jan 2024 07:07:02 +1300 2024-01-21 No Hazbin Hotel 2019 2.0 636864 <![CDATA[

I think the biggest issue Hazbin Hotel has is consistency. (I know this page is for the Pilot but the series makes it very unclear if it’s canon or not so —whatever I’m putting it here)

This show feels like it has no focus, which would make sense if it had a slower pace, but it’s CONSTANTLY trying to progress its plot in the limited number of episodes they have, which causes the first episode to feel bloated and rushed, you don’t get any introduction to these characters because the writer has already assumed you’ve seen the YouTube Pilot, in which you’re just meant to ignore all the differences between the two.

Apparently it starts one week after the events of the pilot which makes it feel as if the characters have been standing around doing nothing this whole time, a vibe that only grows further upon seeing half the characters do nothing but bum around the lobby for the first 3 episodes as they continue to introduce more and more secondary characters that you know aren’t gonna get the time to fully develop, making it feel pointless. Viv has too big of a story to tell and not enough episodes to do it, and so it’s like they’re trying to cram it all in best they can instead of scaling things back.

After episode one they all but abandon the set-up of the Angels coming back for another extermination for 6 months to try develop the main cast, but that is such a looming threat that you can’t help but feel everything else is just wasting time.

This show just feels like it needs 50 more episodes to properly pace out this story it wants to tell, let us see more of Hell, show us WHY these sinners deserve a second chance because they all seem pretty content with where they’re at, at this point in the story the hotel is nothing more than a backdrop, Adam has already told Charlie the hotel idea won’t be taken seriously so what is her goal? To keep doing it anyway? Well not really because it’s fuckin’ empty half the time! Again we have yet to see more than 2 rooms in this goddamn place.

Some of the musical numbers are fun, I liked the “Losers” song and it’s without a doubt when the animation is at its best, but that comes at the cost of them seemingly blowing all their budget on them as other parts of the series look amateurishly bad, excusable in a YouTube Pilot but this isn’t an indie production anymore, the first song in episode 1 looks horrendous at times, especially with the camera, I would take a show that looks consistently good over one that 5% of the time looks great, but the other 95% is either too stiff due to the rig artists not wanting to divert from their base model-sheet poses, or incredibly sloppy once they switch to frame-by-frame where the lines become way more loose, the characters appear off-model, either of these would be fine but when you’re switching between the two styles after every other shot it becomes jarring and hard to focus on the story.

Overall Hazbin Hotel was disappointing to me because I like the idea a lot, I love the premise, but it seems they were too focused on rushing through their massive story in the short time allocated to them instead of cutting back and making sure these are characters we can get to know and like WITHOUT having to engage in media outside the show.

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The Cat in the Hat 392538 2003 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/the-cat-in-the-hat-2003/ letterboxd-review-516571960 Sat, 20 Jan 2024 17:06:57 +1300 2024-01-19 No The Cat in the Hat 2003 4.0 10588 <![CDATA[

The world wasn’t ready…

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ted 306b1h 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/ted-2024/ letterboxd-review-515574021 Fri, 19 Jan 2024 08:37:01 +1300 2024-01-18 No ted 2024 3.5 201834 <![CDATA[

I was shocked at how much I enjoyed this show, it’s not the funniest thing in the world but it’s got enough heart to keep you invested in these characters.

Surprisingly one of the greatest sitcoms in recent years.

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Ted 2 673w1t 2015 - ★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/ted-2/ letterboxd-review-508873488 Wed, 10 Jan 2024 18:40:16 +1300 2024-01-10 No Ted 2 2015 1.0 214756 <![CDATA[

I have never seen a sequel that had less of a reason to exist, they basically open by undoing the events of the first movie just to fuck around for 2 hours, fuck you Seth MacFarlane

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Saw X 4r225u 2023 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/saw-x/ letterboxd-review-507733900 Tue, 9 Jan 2024 10:58:28 +1300 2024-01-08 No Saw X 2023 3.5 951491 <![CDATA[

The last couple Saw films being awful makes me appreciate this one a lot more, although I worry now that they’re gonna think simple fan-service and familiarity is the way to go in the future.

I enjoyed how much they pushed the story forward in the first 7, I’d hate to just get a bunch of sequels now taking place in-between 1 and 2

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Nimona 115m5z 2023 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/nimona-2023/ letterboxd-review-505621089 Sun, 7 Jan 2024 10:31:50 +1300 2024-01-06 No Nimona 2023 3.0 961323 <![CDATA[

The most okay film I’ve ever seen

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Eight Crazy Nights 6i2861 2002 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/eight-crazy-nights/ letterboxd-review-503742986 Fri, 5 Jan 2024 14:03:55 +1300 2024-01-05 No Eight Crazy Nights 2002 3.5 13376 <![CDATA[

Eight Crazy Nights is nowhere near as bad as people tried to claim back in the early YouTuber-Reviewer days, but anyone trying to say that it’s some classic under-appreciated masterpiece is just going to the opposite extreme.

It’s fun, but it’s an animated Adam Sandler Movie, nothing more - nothing less.

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Ted w622g 2012 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/ted/ letterboxd-review-502489262 Thu, 4 Jan 2024 05:56:37 +1300 2024-01-03 No Ted 2012 3.5 72105 <![CDATA[

This movie was a lot funnier as an 8 year old.

It’s still way better than it has any right to be and shows Seth MacFarlane is more than capable of telling an entertaining and earnest narrative without relying on the randomness and cutaways he’s most known for, but the over-reliance on Pop Culture references has it starting to show its age.

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Where the Wild Things Are 163ze 2009 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/where-the-wild-things-are/ letterboxd-review-502411986 Thu, 4 Jan 2024 03:45:16 +1300 2024-01-03 No Where the Wild Things Are 2009 5.0 16523 <![CDATA[

If you can keep my attention as a 7 year old with a movie this quiet and somber then you know you’ve done something right

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2b3v2r Rodrick Rules, 2011 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-rodrick-rules/ letterboxd-review-501932679 Wed, 3 Jan 2024 13:45:52 +1300 2024-01-03 No Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 2011 5.0 60307 <![CDATA[

Holy shit.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2b3v2r 2010 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.conexionsite.com/lsmark_/film/diary-of-a-wimpy-kid/ letterboxd-review-501932395 Wed, 3 Jan 2024 13:45:29 +1300 2024-01-03 No Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010 5.0 33217 <![CDATA[

Only thing that would make this movie better is more Rodrick.

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