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It’s like it was written by someone who doesn’t understand why the original was so good.

Fun time but it feels like it’s missing a lot of the creativity shown in previous movies.

The deaths aren’t very elaborate, losing the ‘Rube Goldberg Machine’ charm this series is best at.

I also think it’s missing the reliability the deaths used to have in previous movies.

I can relate to getting scared the plane I’m on will crash or a rollercoaster will malfunction, seeing a giant sky-restaurant fall apart, while a cool set-piece, has no relatability, so ironically the moments that had me most invested where when the guy is at risk of jumping on a rake or stepping on a shard of glass. The more simple stuff can be more effective.

Would be a great comedy if I wasn’t constantly thinking about M. Night Shyamalan smirking to himself as he writes the most contrived situation imaginable

Memes aside this movie sucks lol

It’s got some pacing issues but Robert Patterson’s performance does more than enough to elevate every scene, shame it didn’t get much attention.

The best baby movie I’ve ever seen

Don’t know what people see in this movie, it’s so visually unpleasant

pretty good monkey movie, too bad it stars a monkey so nobody will take it seriously lol

Was that even a movie?

I have never thought “alright THIS is where it’s gonna get good” more than while watching this movie

The worst of the trilogy but still pretty good, Rodrick singing Justin Bieber should go down in cinematic history

Could quite possibly be the greatest movie of all time if the first 10 minutes weren’t so incredibly shit and boring

Quite possibly the funniest movie conceived by man

One of the rare movies that gets away with being a complete mess of fan-service, it’s pretty fun

It’s a very good thriller and is shot excellently but I really wish it weren’t pushed as a horror so much.

Plot is also extremely predictable; you can tell what’s happening from a mile away, makes the long-winded exposition towards the end feel unnecessary.

Still though pretty good movie - better to go in with no expectations.

An adult film specifically designed to appeal to 12 year olds

It’s nice seeing what happened to Jesse and it’s definitely not bad at all - but it will never NOT feel completely unnecessary

This movie rocks

Wow, that was shit!

Went in expecting Melissa McCarthy tier comedy-

It was extremely good though, would recommend

Just as good as everyone said it was, very surprised

Jimmy Neutron rocks tho!!!! 🤘🤘

I like the script, I like the actors, but the way this movie was executed is really disappointing, it’s all so clean and pristine for what’s meant to be an archive of 70’s talk show, it really takes you out of it and ruins a lot of the scares and overall atmosphere.

At least if it actually looked like it came from that time it would’ve disguised how bad the CG looks.

They just couldn’t commit, I’m not sure if it were the executives or producers getting cold feet, but it’s hard not to see the potential with an idea like this that sadly is nowhere near realzied in this film

Wade is pretty funny ngl

Nothing can replicate your first viewing of this movie, your jaw will be dropped

It’s Peak!!!!

I love Super Mario!!!!

There’s a lot of great aspects of this movie and I love its themes

Just wish it wasn’t so fucking long

Honestly it’s shocking how bad of a sequel this is, even then it’s just a downright horrible film on it’s own

The best kids move for adults

Boy, that sure was bad.

Not a good Sonic Movie but has a decent story and characters

This movie is literally perfect, it’s even got that green guy what’s his face

Is that the guy from White Chicks???

This is THE shitty 2000’s comedy I think holds up the best this thing never fails to make me laugh

I really wanted to learn more about Rachel and her wedding with the man who broke her heart, but they kept cutting to some blue rat thing and a talking yellow toilet brush

I think this might be the most boring Smosh Video I’ve ever seen

It’s very rare when a movie you watched as a kid holds up just as well when you revisit it.

This is one of the movies.

Very bold of a horror movie to not include any horror

I think the biggest issue Hazbin Hotel has is consistency. (I know this page is for the Pilot but the series makes it very unclear if it’s canon or not so —whatever I’m putting it here)

This show feels like it has no focus, which would make sense if it had a slower pace, but it’s CONSTANTLY trying to progress its plot in the limited number of episodes they have, which causes the first episode to feel bloated and rushed, you don’t get any introduction to these characters because the writer has already assumed you’ve seen the YouTube Pilot, in which you’re just meant to ignore all the differences between the two.

Apparently it starts one week after the events of the pilot which makes it feel as if the characters have been standing around doing nothing this whole time, a vibe that only grows further upon seeing half the characters do nothing but bum around the lobby for the first 3 episodes as they continue to introduce more and more secondary characters that you know aren’t gonna get the time to fully develop, making it feel pointless. Viv has too big of a story to tell and not enough episodes to do it, and so it’s like they’re trying to cram it all in best they can instead of scaling things back.

After episode one they all but abandon the set-up of the Angels coming back for another extermination for 6 months to try develop the main cast, but that is such a looming threat that you can’t help but feel everything else is just wasting time.

This show just feels like it needs 50 more episodes to properly pace out this story it wants to tell, let us see more of Hell, show us WHY these sinners deserve a second chance because they all seem pretty content with where they’re at, at this point in the story the hotel is nothing more than a backdrop, Adam has already told Charlie the hotel idea won’t be taken seriously so what is her goal? To keep doing it anyway? Well not really because it’s fuckin’ empty half the time! Again we have yet to see more than 2 rooms in this goddamn place.

Some of the musical numbers are fun, I liked the “Losers” song and it’s without a doubt when the animation is at its best, but that comes at the cost of them seemingly blowing all their budget on them as other parts of the series look amateurishly bad, excusable in a YouTube Pilot but this isn’t an indie production anymore, the first song in episode 1 looks horrendous at times, especially with the camera, I would take a show that looks consistently good over one that 5% of the time looks great, but the other 95% is either too stiff due to the rig artists not wanting to divert from their base model-sheet poses, or incredibly sloppy once they switch to frame-by-frame where the lines become way more loose, the characters appear off-model, either of these would be fine but when you’re switching between the two styles after every other shot it becomes jarring and hard to focus on the story.

Overall Hazbin Hotel was disappointing to me because I like the idea a lot, I love the premise, but it seems they were too focused on rushing through their massive story in the short time allocated to them instead of cutting back and making sure these are characters we can get to know and like WITHOUT having to engage in media outside the show.

The world wasn’t ready…

I was shocked at how much I enjoyed this show, it’s not the funniest thing in the world but it’s got enough heart to keep you invested in these characters.

Surprisingly one of the greatest sitcoms in recent years.

I have never seen a sequel that had less of a reason to exist, they basically open by undoing the events of the first movie just to fuck around for 2 hours, fuck you Seth MacFarlane

The last couple Saw films being awful makes me appreciate this one a lot more, although I worry now that they’re gonna think simple fan-service and familiarity is the way to go in the future.

I enjoyed how much they pushed the story forward in the first 7, I’d hate to just get a bunch of sequels now taking place in-between 1 and 2

The most okay film I’ve ever seen

Eight Crazy Nights is nowhere near as bad as people tried to claim back in the early YouTuber-Reviewer days, but anyone trying to say that it’s some classic under-appreciated masterpiece is just going to the opposite extreme.

It’s fun, but it’s an animated Adam Sandler Movie, nothing more - nothing less.

This movie was a lot funnier as an 8 year old.

It’s still way better than it has any right to be and shows Seth MacFarlane is more than capable of telling an entertaining and earnest narrative without relying on the randomness and cutaways he’s most known for, but the over-reliance on Pop Culture references has it starting to show its age.

If you can keep my attention as a 7 year old with a movie this quiet and somber then you know you’ve done something right

Holy shit.

Only thing that would make this movie better is more Rodrick.