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Favorite films

  • Animals
  • Lilo & Stitch
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • The Prestige

All
  • Superman III

    ★½

  • How to Train Your Dragon

    ★★★½

  • Falling Down

    ★★½

  • Sinners

    ★★★★★

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The Gorge

2025

★★★★ Watched

Love is a gorge away!

The Gorge blew my expectations completely out of the water. Scott Derrickson is well known for meshing genres together to create a movie that’s refreshing, and he does it again with this sci-fi action romance horror (that’s a mouthful).

Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy form a relationship from boredom, but it’s their dynamic energy and chemistry that drive this film forward.

Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross are starting to become some of the best in…

Oppenheimer

2023

★★★★★ Watched

“Did you when I told you that while setting up the bomb we will start a chain reaction that would destroy the world.”
“So, what of it”
“It’s already started”

Best Scene: The Trinity Test

Review:

After his last film in 2020 with Tenet, Christopher Nolan returns with his second biopic film and second film to be set in WWII. 

Nolan brings us a 3 hour visual masterpiece that’s just mesmerising to watch. Watching this film in 70MM IMAX…

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Superman III

1983

★½ Watched

I’m thoroughly disappointed with just how bad this movie is. 

If there was a film that could tarnish the legacy of what Superman stands for, it’s Superman 3. It tries to be campy, fun and a slapstick comedy due to Richard Pryor’s inclusion but none of it works and instead feels like I’m watching a parody of Superman instead.

How to Train Your Dragon

2025

★★★½ Watched

While live action adaptations of animated movies is something that is seemingly hurting the animation industry as it continues to discourage people from watching the animated counterparts, it can’t be ignored that Dreamwork’s live action adaptation of How To Train Your Dragon is a movie and adaptation that just works. It loses some charm with the transition but also brings over emotion and wit that the actors so powerfully capture.

Dean DeBlois creates a movie that’s not only enjoyable but…

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A Family Affair

2024

★★½ 1

Honestly props to Joey King and Zac Efron who had great chemistry, gave me a few laughs and somehow outdid the Academy Award Winner Nicole Kidman

Snow White

2025

★★★½ 1

The biggest surprise of 2025 is that the most “controversial” and most hated film of the year is actually a decent live-action remake.

Snow White is not only one of their best live-action remakes in years, but it’s also a film that recaptures the magic of the 1937 movie. Rachel Zegler IS Snow White, and she delivers such a magical performance.

The musical numbers are unforgettable, the visuals (not the uncanny dwarves) are enchanting, and Erin Cressida Wilson’s screenplay provides depth to this world that I didn’t know was needed.

Full Review Dropping March 19 At @PoppedNews