Mr. Hand is an excellent name

This review may contain spoilers.

You know if you think about it, it's actually very impressive that Big Dick Richie built a sex swing from scratch in 24 hours.

Idk what happened to Tim Burton in 1997 but every movie before then is incredible and every move after is complete garbage.

Team Charlie

Watched on Friday October 18, 2024.

This review may contain spoilers.

I choose to believe Tony and Riff don't actually die they just go to the Black Lodge and come back out in Twin Peaks

Watched on Wednesday October 16, 2024.

The middle of the causeway is truly the scariest place in New Orleans.

Do you think I could buy that painting?

• They Live

  They Live and Josie and the Pussycats

  Subliminal advertising to make people consume and drive capitalism
  Falling out with a friend (construction buds; Josie ignoring the Pussycats)
  Masking ugliness (the aliens; Parker Posey and Alan Cumming)
  The importance of accessories (sunglasses; cat ears)
  Based on a comic book

• Josie and the Pussycats
• Mulholland Drive

  Mulholland Drive and Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

  Los Angeles as a central plot point (obviously; opening shot of Venice)
  Driving (in the hills; cross country)
  Two beautiful women with sexual tension (obviously; obviously)
  Dream sequences (no hay banda; reunion)
  Pretending you're someone you're not (wigs; post it's)
  A cowboy
  LA diners (trash monster; Swingers)
  Justin Theroux

• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
• Speed
• Constantine
• Ghost Rider
• I Married a Witch
• Practical Magic

...plus 32 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Return to Oz
• Babe: Pig in the City
• Trading Mom
• The Witches
• The Peanut Butter Solution
• The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
• Alice
• Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

• Disco Godfather
• Saturday Night Fever
• John Travolto: The Face with Two Left Feet
• Thank God It's Friday
• The Apple
• Nocturna
• Xanadu
• Disco Dancer
• The Last Days of Disco
• Can't Stop the Music

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

This combination of movies is actually a pretty accurate reflection on the year I've had.

1. Streetwise
2. The Apartment
3. Times Square
4. Society
5. Hot Rod
6. The Witch
7. Earth Girls Are Easy
8. Dil To Pagal Hai
9. The Long Goodbye
10. Godzilla vs. Hedorah

Watching movies is my job now.

Been working on this for a while (8 months to be exact) and will probably add more but getting burnt out so figured it was time to publish. All complete film series I've finished since March 2020.

• The Matrix
• The Matrix Reloaded
• The Matrix Revolutions
• Alien
• Aliens
• Alien³
• Alien Resurrection
• Prometheus
• Alien: Covenant
• Back to the Future

...plus 30 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Fast & Furious
• Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans

1. Pink Flamingos
2. The Seventh Victim
3. Vampyros Lesbos
4. Night of the Comet
5. Batman
6. A Woman Under the Influence
7. Barbarella
8. Serial Mom
9. Holiday
10. Mary Jane's Not a Virgin Anymore

1. Parasite
2. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
3. Booksmart
4. The Lighthouse
5. Little Women
6. Hail Satan?
7. The Last Black Man in San Francisco
8. Uncut Gems
9. Hustlers
10. Pahokee

Only 50 are listed because lists are by film title and not diary entry, and I watched 2 twice (D.E.B.S. and Booksmart).

Sorted in chronological order of when watched.

• Bathtubs Over Broadway
• Blockers
• Greener Grass
• Pahokee
• Honey Boy
• The Bling Ring
• Half Baked
• The Grand Bizarre
• Island of the Hungry Ghosts
• Deadly Weapons

...plus 40 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Trying to keep a running list of potential 52 Films by Women movies

• Merrily We Go to Hell
• Jennifer's Body
• Professor Marston and the Wonder Women
• A Wrinkle in Time
• Chavela
• The Ladies Club
• What Happened, Miss Simone?
• Jupiter Ascending
• A League of Their Own
• Tank Girl

...plus 182 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Includes a few (Paddington 2, Chedeng and Apple, and Thelma) that were released in the states in 2018 but technically dated 2017.

EDIT: added Roma which I saw in 2019 but blew everything else out of the watee

1. Roma
2. The Favourite
3. Shirkers
4. Can You Ever Forgive Me?
5. BlacKkKlansman
6. Paddington 2
7. The Price of Everything
8. Thelma
9. Chedeng & Apple
10. Skate Kitchen

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Just gonna compile a list of all the queer movies I watch in the year of our lord 20gayteen.
My criteria that I just made up is anything with a gay character and/or an undeniably homoerotic vibe and/or a queer icon appears in it. See notes for my half assed explanations!

• Tom of Finland

  Off to a great start.

• Thelma
• Phantom Thread

  You know Alma and Cyril made out at least once.

• Call Me by Your Name
• Desert Hearts
• Shanghai Express

  Just for the mere presence of Marlene this counts.

• Bound
• Bring It On

  There's a gay dude but honestly I'm mostly counting this because of Eliza Dushku's outfit when she shows up to cheerleading auditions.

• But I'm a Cheerleader

  Duh.

• Ghostbusters

  I ship Erin and Jillian.

...plus 59 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I didn't rank them but I will tell you that I'm most excited for The Grand Bizarre.

• Apollo 11
• Horse Wrangler
• Celebration
• Chez Jolie Coiffure
• Chinese Portrait
• Nathan for You: Finding s
• The Grand Bizarre
• Home, Sweet Home
• Island of the Hungry Ghosts
• Mr. SOUL!

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Vaguely in order of how much I want to watch them.

1. Velvet Buzzsaw
2. Sister Aimee
3. Selah and the Spades
4. Ask Dr. Ruth
5. Honey Boy
6. Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile
7. Anthropocene: The Human Epoch
8. Bedlam
9. To the Stars
10. This Is Not Berlin

...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I was gonna do top 10 but it was way too hard so here ya go, top 25 movies I watched for the first time in 2018.

1. Female Trouble
2. Mulholland Drive
3. Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
4. D.E.B.S.
5. Los Angeles Plays Itself
6. Smithereens
7. The Philadelphia Story
8. Carrie
9. Desert Hearts
10. Bound

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Wanna keep my watchlist to just movies I haven't seen

• Hedwig and the Angry Inch
• Green Room
• The Night of the Hunter
• Sunset Boulevard
• The Love Witch
• Mulholland Drive
• West Side Story
• After Hours
• Flaming Creatures
• Batman

...plus 14 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Finished on 11/22

• Smithereens
• Desert Hearts
• The Little Rascals
• She-Devil
• Bound
• Black Sheep
• John Tucker Must Die
• A New Leaf
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• D.E.B.S.

...plus 42 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

IDK but here it is.

1. Chedeng & Apple
2. Skate Kitchen
3. This One's for the Ladies
4. Sansho the Bailiff
5. The Miseducation of Cameron Post
6. Wild Nights with Emily
7. Pig
8. Freaks and Geeks: The Documentary
9. MFKZ
10. Antonio Lopez 1970: Sex Fashion & Disco

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Yea I know it's 4 months away but I'm still pumped.

Recommendations welcome!

• Nightwish
• The Carpenter
• Viy
• Inferno
• The Uninvited
• Opera
• Phenomena
• Street Trash
• Messiah of Evil
• Cruising

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Vampire's Kiss
• Cry-Baby

I want to copy my friends Austin, Josh and Malakie.

I want to see a few of these (My Neighbor Totoro!) and have absolutely no interest in the rest (screw you Danny Boyle, Christopher Nolan, and Quentin Tarantino).

I will never watch Avatar.

• My Neighbor Totoro
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• GoodFellas
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day
• Reservoir Dogs
• Schindler's List
• The Shawshank Redemption
• Se7en
• Trainspotting
• Good Will Hunting

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Hourglass Sanatorium
• Dead of Night
• Time of the Apes
• Come and See
• Cannibal Holocaust
• Inferno
• My Left Foot: The Story of Christy Brown
• The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears
• The Mouthpiece
• Union Depot

...plus 11 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Inspired by Austin's train movie list. Collab with Malakie, Meg and Carley.

• Con Air
• Flightplan
• Soul Plane
• Snakes on a Plane
• Red Eye
• Airplane!
• Non-Stop
• Air Force One
• Airport '77
• United 93

Well the movie doesn't have to be BAD bad, just not as good as the soundtrack.

Let me know if you have suggestions!

• Spice World
• Lost in Translation
• Baby Driver
• Garden State
• High Fidelity
• Singles
• Purple Rain
• Mommy
• Guardians of the Galaxy
• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

All other factors would remain the same, just like a straight up Kevin Spacey for Christopher Plummer style swap.

1. The Iceman
2. The Shape of Water
3. My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done
4. Elvis & Nixon
5. 99 Homes
6. 8 Mile
7. Nocturnal Animals
8. Midnight Special
9. Pottersville
10. Wolves

1. Motherland
2. The Florida Project
3. Brimstone & Glory
4. Coco
5. Quest
6. Dina
7. Columbus
8. Lemon
9. Lady Bird
10. Schumann's Bar Talks

• Gone with the Wind
• Casablanca
• The Red Shoes
• North by Northwest
• Rosemary's Baby
• Rocky
• Reservoir Dogs
• Schindler's List
• Boogie Nights
• American Psycho

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

A collaboration with Malakie & Paul

• Sugar & Spice
• Ginger Snaps
• All Cheerleaders Die
• The Craft
• Jennifer's Body
• Carrie
• Phenomena
• Stoker
• Heathers
• Cruel Intentions

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Yea, it's just Powder.

• Powder

One contemporary narrative, one old narrative, one contemporary doc, one old doc. Will update with changes but already 3/4 of the way through 2017 anyway. For old movies I had to see them for the first time this year to count.

• Motherland
• Pumping Iron
• The Florida Project
• Hairspray

Lots of weird surreal 90s movies I watched as a kid and thought I dreamt up because the premise was so strange that thinking back on them I assumed it was some weird child daydream.

Also, Francis Ford Coppola directed Jack???????

• Trading Mom
• Small Soldiers
• The Pagemaster
• The Truman Show
• What Dreams May Come
• Jack
• Toys
• Smart House
• North
• Flight of the Navigator

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Inspired by Josh's review of Superstar.

Coneheads is low key genius and I can't believe it has 33% on Rotten Tomatoes.

1. The Blues Brothers
2. Wayne's World
3. Coneheads
4. The Ladies Man
5. A Night at the Roxbury
6. Superstar
7. MacGruber

See also: toxic masculinity.

Basically anything by Scorsese or Tarantino.

• Fight Club
• The Dark Knight
• Taxi Driver
• The Departed
• Apocalypse Now
• Memento
• Reservoir Dogs
• The Revenant

I know this is already a list elsewhere on Letterboxd, but I want to keep track of how many I have watched/will watch so here it is again.

• Nine to Five
• 1941
• Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein
• Ace in the Hole
• The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
• After Hours
• Airplane!
• Amarcord
• American Graffiti
• An American in Paris

...plus 190 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Girl, Interrupted
• Election
• There's Something About Mary
• Double Jeopardy
• Robin Hood: Men in Tights
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Nurse Betty
• Pulp Fiction

This was harder than I expected

• Coming to America
• Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
• Paris Is Burning
• Barton Fink
• Wayne's World
• Addams Family Values
• Crumb
• Clueless
• Fargo
• The Fifth Element

...plus 20 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.